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  Bruh can't tell if I wanna have be in a relationship super bad.... OR just wanna sleep with someone 🤔🤔🤔 OR maybes I just wanna like have attention and be worshipped as like a demigod. 🤔🤔🤔🤔

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  Sterling sliver nails!!!! I want so much omg!!!!!!

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  Wow Also my pic lol #bat #nature #cool

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  Environmental activists are such hypocrites. ... You can't complain about big companies polluting the earth through contributing to Co2 emissions WHILST actively consuming oxygen.. 🤔🙃 #ragebait #joke #sarcasm

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  Before I completely forget about them here are two #ttrpg items that I made that are sorta cool. #dungeonsAndDragons #tabletop #dnd #dnd5e

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  @MedeaVanamonde @Kalshann i do?

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  Harvey #weinstein , big creep. Is he mentioned in the #EpsteinFiles though? Sounds like he would be 🤔🤔🤔 #harveyweinstein #epstein

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  Everyone saying the thing in the clouds looks like a demon... Well I think it looks like someone with a statue of liberty crown on with someone's legs around them. Like some wierd acrobatic sex thing. They can not be anything other than legs. #trump

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  Iran is blocking The Straight? Omg The Woke(tm) is outta control!! Trans gender for everyone. #iran #straitofhormuz #joke

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  1/? I know I've posted this stamp before but it is hilarious. It is so messy. It came out in 1920 Syria. Syria was part of the Ottoman Empire till the end of 1918 when it (the Empire) collapsed. In short the original overprinted text reads O.M.F, which stands for Occupied Enemy Territories in French which sounds super dark and funny.... ... Its a bit like taking over the US and renaming them as "Land That Now Belongs To The Good Guys" #stamp #stamps #history

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  1/2 So omg look the same place depicted on stamps from the years 1925 to 1936

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  If someone has like 10 mins and would like to give me feedback on this chapter of a new story idea I would be very grateful 😄 It is going to be paranormal/ fantasy romance where someone inherits a house something seems off. And it just ends up being kinda cute and gay. https://www.wattpad.com/story/409963491?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=TessiaEliseKirkShaw #writing #story #fiction #novel #writer...

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  Imma say it... Blondie is hotter that than Dolly Partitions.

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  Others: "You needs get more realistic expectations of where you want to see yourself in the future." Me: "Omg say no more.... this (but gender reversed.)"

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  Dang anyone else realise police detective Jap in Poirot is in a-ha's Take On Me music video. Shit fucking wild. Edit: damn also directed by Steve bannon

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  🫨🫨🫨: *Realising the song "I'm a believer" was not originally sung by Smash Mouth* 🫠🫠🫠: *Realising all the good Smash Mouth songs are covers* 😪😪😪: *Realising Steve actually turned out to be kind of a dick* #smashmouth #music

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  Does the name "Yvonne LaCroix" sound French? Totally forgot if I named the character in my story and knew it had to sound French... Ngl kinda sounds like shitty designer perfume or like posh sparking water that comes in cans.... 🤔🤔🤔 Edit: dang just realised LaCroix does not sound like it appears and is an American soda company??

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  So obviously incomplete yet this is half of the first chapter. Was gonna write more but I gotta get at least a little sleep cus' I have stuff early today. Just tell me how it sounds. I do actually have the entire story in my head so I do know how it end etc etc. The setting is maybe the 1960s. #writing #story #wattpad #fiction https://www.wattpad.com/1621015020-starlight-chapter-1-incomplete

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  What next?... #Trump leads and impeachment against himself to further distract folk from the #EpsteinFiles ? Idk man. #joerogan sounds kinda woke here ngl.

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  Mmmmm bland. Carrots, a singular large potato and an ammount of lentils... (lentils cooked later on in the process). Dang 30p Lee (Anderson (Reform was right fr)). #food

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  Dang fell asleep at 3pm for 10 minutes and thought I woke up 6 hours later. My whole body is still so tired. I got like 2 hours sleep last night so idk maybe it's cool that I have kinda just slept for 4 hours and might just fall asleep again.

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  #petehegseth I know he's bad (veterans charity miss appropriations or somthing. Etc etc.) But is he "in the #Epstienfiles" bad?

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  "Hmm wonder why young people are finding it hard to find work" 🤔🤔🤔 For a PART TIME cafe assistant.

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  Do "hidden hashtags" exist? Hashtags you add to posts that no one but you can see... sounds pointless but... Say I said some shit about someone and then I realised they joined mastodon or were going to hear of my account. I would probably not want them to know of the shit I said. Imagine if I could mark every single shit talking post so I could easily delete them all at once. Yah know like "#deleteIfIEverThinkAboutGettingEmployedByTheGovernment".

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  Day 4 of documenting what I eat. So haven't posted for a few days and that is because I have had trouble sleeping and I think I might be either depressed, anxious or sick. Haven't left the house in 2 days. Awful. I didn't get to sleep until 10AM today which is insane.. had like 4 hours sleep.. afternoon was a complete blur. Anyways.. had two microwaved grilled cheeses and just made a soup from scratch. #soupposting #food

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  Wow. To say the UK should have the right to bare arms is one thing but.... to say this is something entirely different. #ukpol #politics #uk #LizTruss

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  Aww no I think I have a crush on a woman and idk what to do about it and idk if she likes me 😅🫠🥲

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  1/3 Hmmm so I think I've been depressed for the last 2 days. (No one come at me and tell me I'm a poster or nothing, fuck off, don't gatekeep depression) Anyway first day of the week I've been out and I woke up in a motivated happy mood cus I was meeting a friend who invited me to a small craft based group. She said they'd be like 4 other people and there was 6 other people and like no big deal whole thing was enjoyable. But I just got "ev...

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  If Jimmy Savile was convicted today.... Would he be behind bars OR would he be perceived as a victim of the woke agenda? #JimmySavile