Marcus Bointon
Synchro@phpc.social
<p>Skier, biker, PHP coder, PHPMailer maintainer, Laravel fan, sysadmin, pentester, privacy advocate, speaker, baker, Stack Overflow answerer, DBA, guitarist, daddy, in French alps</p>
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Most devs I know are in the #PHP world – but I have a lead for a python & flutter dev with a good eye for security and (odd as it may sound) astrology! Please DM me if you can do this, or can recommend someone! #GetFediHired
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Automotive rarity. I was driving to a friend’s place in St Gervais today and saw a convoy of 5 or so BAC Mono cars. Never seen anything like that on the road before, look like F1 cars!
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GitHub's CVE issuing is really not good. I have two pending patches to release, and GH has taken a month so far. Researchers are now threatening to release zero-days as a result.
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You often hear the phrase "This meeting could have been an email", well now it has a song, by me. Yes, it's new music day, this time a thunderous Muse-style rock epic celebrating the interminable meeting that shouldn't have been. https://marcus.bointon.com/this-meeting-could-have-been-an-email/ Please listen and boost! #BonkWave
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Because who doesn't want to snuggle up on the sofa with their replica RPG, hey AliExpress?
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Things that happen when you have a fast connection: I had not even noticed that a docker run was pulling a ~1Gb image every time it ran because it only took about 1 second.
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I had not appreciated quite how hopelessly useless Google Docs is at handling Markdown.
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Any of you fellow sporty types in #PHP world, a reminder that here are PHP and Laravel clubs on Strava! https://www.strava.com/clubs/php-community https://www.strava.com/clubs/laravel
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It's not the first time I've been burned by "PGP singed" data
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After purchasing a new direct-drive turbo trainer on Amazon I was a bit surprised to see a recommendation for a giant multicoloured dildo to go with it 😳
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I found somewhere to hang out after work today; the #viaFerrata in St Gervais. Now I have sore hands!
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Good picnic spot
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Sorry I can’t take your call right now, busy climbing this
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I'm on the verge of giving up... How do I make a scope in a JetBrains IDE that contains all the files changed in a branch?
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A good day for nectarines in the sun, ice cream, and paddling in the river in Annecy. Caramel beurre salé and fraise basilic, if you were wondering.
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I&#39;m very happy to see that the pentest/code audit we did for Felix86 has been made public – this doesn&#39;t happen that often! https://felix86.com/felix86-26-07/
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Just watched “Flying Orkestar” playing, crazy mix of 80s pop/funk and North African music. Bass player was particularly awesome!
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I hate this. That is all.
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After something of a hiatus, it's time for a new song! I wrote this fun, happy, slightly suggestive pop/funk track (think Maroon 5 or Bruno Mars) for my wife 🥰 Have a listen (especially to that awesome sax solo), and please spread the joy! https://marcus.bointon.com/you-make-me-smile/
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There's a local free music festival on next month. Last year they had Bloc Party and Franz Ferdinand (who were great) headlining, but I think I'm getting too old as I don't recognise any of the bands playing this year, except for Babyshambles! Anyone know any of this lot? Recommendations?
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In a pentest report: &quot;indecent response&quot; 🤭
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I&#39;ve jumped on the #subvert bandwagon! You can now find my music on https://www.subvert.fm/marcus-bointon
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Hanging out at Jeanne’s place
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Apparently their marketing director is no longer with us
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Chartres cathedral glowing in the sun after a sudden thunderstorm
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I’ve no idea what this thing does, but I’ll give it10/10 for the name alone “wobuloscope”
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Woah, I just noticed that PHPMailer has surpassed 100 million downloads! https://packagist.org/packages/phpmailer/phpmailer
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Had a fab #ski tour in Megève this morning. Not much snow left, but it worked out very nicely, got some cool #drone shots too
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A completely empty street at the carnival
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Having an epic day at 3800m on the glacier above Chamonix #ski