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  Wondering what to get on this beautiful #bandCampFriday ? A couple of modest proposals, for anyone interested ⬇️

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  Wishing you all a cozy and pillowful day 🐶 #dogsofmastodon

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  An escasooner #joke #dadjokes

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  Ewww! Apparently iMDB will make a new account for you if you visit their website while logged into Amazon. Took me awhile to figure out why I got a "welcome" email for a new account after wife looked up a movie. Thanks, Amazon, I hate it. https://help.imdb.com/article/imdb/general-information/imdb-single-sign-on-with-amazon/G9JR2GEAFLVH72VV#

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  🎶🎤 Cause #trans like us, baby were born to run 🎶🏳️‍⚧️

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  OMG kids today…. So much more common sense and supervision than when I was that age #parenting #remeberWhenWeWereGivingEachOtherTatoosAndPiercingsInMiddleSchool

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  Was at a middle school awards ceremony and like 6 kids got recognized for “perfect attendance” and all I could think was, “some of y’all are the reason my whole family got strep this year” #parenting #perfectAttendanceIsAGrossThingToCelebrate

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  A bee sea !?!? That’s some scary stuff! #dadjokes

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  Okay! Finally cleaned out the dishwasher filter after putting off that chore for [time frame redacted to avoid mocking]. I assume there’ll be a parade and/or a call of congratulations from the mayor’s office. Watch this space for updates #imAGrownUp

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  I just think productivity apps miss the important point: I just don’t want to do anything. I also don’t want to want to do anything. From this perspective they can only succeed at making my life worse.

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  Nnnnnnnnnnnooooooowwwwwwwww! 🏎️ #dadjoke #jokes

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  Golly, trans people are great 😍🏳️‍⚧️

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  I’ve been talking about diminutives with the kids, like: Maggie is short for Margret Mike is short for Michael And they suggested Sophie is short for “Sophie is taking a nap” So… I guess they get the general idea #parenting

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  Big news, #library / #archives / #genderStudies friends! Registration for the 2026 Gender and Sexuality in Information Studies Colloquium is now open! https://libraryjuiceconnections.org/events/2026-gsisc/

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  And says, “is this stool taken?” #jokes #dadJokes

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  Crows had to drink at home 🐦‍⬛🏠 #jokes

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  Who me? I’m just over here looking at all these rad #zine shops / #libraries / events on the Zine Map https://zinemap.com/ #zines #yayForZines!

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  She never worries. She never hurries. #dogs #dogsofmastodon #dogstodon

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  Bad news, friends. Actually reading the documentation is still the best way to operate new systems and products

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  Enough of this nonsense. Let’s hack into the mainframe

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  But when I do he yells, “AHHHHH! GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE!!” #jokes #dadjoke

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  Me: aw, come on fellas, don’t make fun of me, I’m a cool guy Also me: Hooray! My pre-ordered copy of “Planet Money: A Guide to the Economic Forces that Shape Your Life” by Alex Mayyasi and the Hosts of #NPR’s Planet Money just got in!!!! 🤓 #planetMoney #bookstodon

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  I don’t know who needs to hear this, but if you’re putting on a wet suit for the first time, give yourself grace (and extra time). 🤿❤️ (This thought brought to you by a recent Spring Break adventure)

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  Happy new They Might Be Giants album day*, to all who celebrate!!! #theyMightBeGiants #tmbg #music *or maybe it was last night? I’m not sure, I go to bed early.

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  Pajama time! It’s 8pm somewhere

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  I’m no theologian, but certainly it wouldn’t be a sin for the pope to punch the US president, right?

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  Does anyone wanna see a #manatee? Fun fact, I’m now in love with manatees

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  Happy new-songs-from-Nana Grizol-day, everyone!! #nanaGrizol #music https://nanagrizol.bandcamp.com/album/frances

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  A well, actually #jokes