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  Today: I blocked someone based purely on a single toot about them asking a chatbot to call them "sweetie" I think it is time for me to log off and think about where I went wrong 😅

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  What's your favorite Metroid area? (Thanks to: @Cal @Gulleko @xerozohar @Yuriel for the suggestions!) #PollOfTheDay

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  The fact that only one health insurance CEO was murdered in the past two years proves that Americans have tremendous restraint

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  @Lydie@tech.lgbt Question: How do I get the magic smoke back in the mouse?

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  Do you ever eat standing up? #PollOfTheDay

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  I like playing that cracker barrel golf tee jump game with candies instead, because when you jump one, you get to eat it. And if one is in the wrong place, you get to eat it. And if one is preventing you from winning, you get to eat it. And oh hey look! I won again!

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  When your brother is standing behind you and making a funny face

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  Following up on yesterday's #PollOfTheDay For folks in North America, how many state / providential capitol buildings have you visited? As in, local legislature, statehouse, or other house of the legislative branch

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  Cookies on dowels!

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  Alright! Which one of you nerds was at my local pub!?!

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  Today is primary election day in the state of Indiana. I have already voted and bought a dozen donuts (as one does when up at 5AM to vote before dawn) And it is just so nice of my neighbors to tell me that I cannot trust them! Those signs for Republican candidates outside their homes that say "this person thinks you should not have rights unless you are straight, white, cis, and male"

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  Dear every website ever: I will never unsubscribe from your marketing emails I will always mark them as spam and block your domain Love, Snyper

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  It has been [0] days since I thought about the band: Small Leaks Sink Ships

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  Inspired by today's poll from @Pepijn How many national capitols have you visited? Like anywhere in the city limits (excluding the airport, maybe?) #PollOfTheDay

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  Can you name one thing you like about yourself? #PollOfTheDay

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  @LostCityMagic Happy Birthday! 🎉

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  In 50 years, we will be smack dab in the middle of the '70s Also, 50 years ago was smack dab in the middle of the '70s

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  When you make your bed, where do the pillows go? #PollOfTheDay

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  When you sleep … #PollOfTheDay #Cake

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  I offer a range of affordable services to get YOU out of awkward social situations where you think everyone hates you! Call today!

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  Heartbreaking

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  Oh good, it's eyestrain'o'clock again

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  Nonbinary Parent's Day is this Sunday: April 19th 2026 https://www.nonbinaryparents.day/ I know nothing about this day, but if you have a nonbinary parent, or are a non binary parent, iono, play a board game with your family after some vegan mushroom pizza

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  Outer joins are just a plot by big NULL to sell you more NULL

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  I, for one, miss Waffle House I mean, it is not like I could not go to a waffle house anytime I wanted; there are two within 5 miles of my home My partner does not care for waffle house. And when I am getting food on my own, I never think of it 😅 Now if I could get high and teleport there, I would eat waffle house all the time!

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  Did you just what? #PollOfTheDay #TheyMightBeGiants

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  A work question: how do y'all deal with a job that fails in a way that it registers as a success? I have some number of powershell jobs that fail some percentage of the time, but very few actually log that failure. I typically have a second job that will email me if the first job has not completed in some timeframe. But this "trust but verify" method has its own flaw that the verify job could also fail silently

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  Got allergies?

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  Should I play Skyrim? The only Elder Scrolls I have played is Oblivion, and I managed to power level myself to where the invisible rats kept killing me 😅

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  Sadie would like you to know that sometimes the world is dark. But even when things are terrible and hopeless, you still owe her pets