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  Just shaved the beard off and left the mustache last night. I figured I'd try it without the "handlebar" effect, so I shaved the sides this morning....aaaaaand now I have a Hitler 'stache. Whoops

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  Losing my pump while I dump shidding at the gym 👎🏻

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  Look at dat dog

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  Hail Hitler. Fuck the jews and their golem. Save humanity

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  Big Bend this past weekend. I didn't get many photos, unfortunately, because my phone was dead. We hiked to Emory peak, it was absolutely brutal and glorious. WFP. Happy Birthday, Hitler

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  Niggy

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  Possibly Emily's finest work to date 👌🏼 RT: https://bird.makeup/users/alfredalfer77/statuses/2041937036475584915

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  Was helping my elderly parents get some stuff down from the attic today. They're moving to a smaller home. That attic was hot as hell but I couldn't stop looking through old stuff, my yearbooks, their yearbooks etc. Nostalgia is a helluva drug.

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  Boomer dog Winston

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  Ornery old Boston boys

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  Spreading the cream cheese on a freshly toasted bagel hurts my little NEET hands 🥺

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  Just unwrapped a brand new toilet seat on this job site. First 🥇

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  Imagine my utter shock and disbelief when I learned it was an incompetent nigger unable to clear the roadway with its tow truck because it has no idea how to do the job