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  32 and it’s worked for me so far

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  > closed for six fucking years now Is that cause they got the job done or...? 😂

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  Hell yea! To hell with math and science and stuff. I just turned 48.33 kilograms old! Happy birthdensity to me! Man, life is way more fun now!

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  I'm the only guy in my band because I'm the only member of my band EDIT: Oh, it says GANG-BANG. Well that's different. EDIT 2: No, wait, actually it's not. I'm alone in my gang-bang too.

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  Hey, you! Yea, you reading this. This scan won't work on you. The app will get lost in your eyes. 😏

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  I mean... it's just been introduced And according to this site it has a 1% chance of being enacted? What's that about?

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  When I fall asleep, where do the stars go?

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  Awwww, silly little Microsoft is upset the browser monopoly isn't theirs

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  It plays a mean bluegrass

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  "Getting DP'ed" sounds like an easy dream to achieve until you realize it requires meeting two men you trust enough to be alone in a room with I mean, even one is difficult enough

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  I am currently living in my great-grandparents’ house. Every room is tiny and filled with stuff three generations of my family kept. I have four tiny rooms and my whole life is stuffed into 3/4 of one cause my parents refuse to part with anything. I guess what I’m really asking is… could you use my grandma’s antique dining table in your studio apartment?

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  Best comeback ever I mean, you're still getting a wedgie, but respectfully

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  Or you could ignore those services and watch indie stuff instead and pay for those directly There's art out there that's worth buying. You don't have to pirate anything Also, who cares if you don't see the latest prequel or sequel or reboot or preboot or requel by Disney? Be proudly out of the loop If you don't watch big streamers' releases at all, you give them even less power. And if you buy indie, you give their competition power. You break the monopoly.

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  [ trans kid turns super saiyan as the sky darkens and orchestral score swells in the background ]

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  Uhm... I don't think that's what people would wear if Jesus was hung...

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  I tripped and fell a while ago. I have no idea how it happened but I'm pretty sure I heard the printer chuckle. I've been sleeping with the lights on and a balled-up sheet of paper under my pillow ever since. If it tries anything, I'm shoving that paper in its paper tray. And then I'll say something cool like "I hope you brought your guitar, cause it's time to jam!"

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  > Bad actors submitting garbage code aren't going to read the documentation anyway, so the kernel should focus on holding human developers accountable rather than trying to police the software they run on their local machines. "Guns don't kill people. People kill people" > Torvalds and the maintainers are acknowledging reality: developers are going to use AI tools to code faster, and trying to ban them is like trying to ban a specific brand of keyboard. The author shou...