El Saltybananie
Saltybananie@mastodon.social
<p>I am a New York born Chicago boy Texan. I love street food of all types, old school Italian bakeries, backyard apizza, pop culture, humor, writing, endurance sports, Motorhead, ebikes, ukulele, huge dogs that drool, martial arts, Alaska, and my wife--although not necessarily in that order. I've been on Mastodon for quite a while, and so should you.</p>
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Question for the Irish of Mastodon: Have you whacked for your daddio lately? #Irish #Ireland #thinlizzy #whiskeyinthejar #irishofmastodon
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#BreakingNews!!!: Mitch McConnell woke before dawn, ate a hardy breakfast, and swam three miles in the Yangtze River next to his BFF and college roommate Chairman Mao this morning. #mitchmcconnell #mitchmcconnellbraindead #USPolitics
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Waiting for dinner. Somewhat impatiently. #dogs #dogsofmastodon #greatpyreneesofmastodon #greatpyrsofmastodon #greatpyrenees #greatpyrs #SasquatchThePyr #yetithepyr #bookends
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Most large US cities have a street named after Cesar Chavez. This cannot stand. Fortunately, I have a cheap and easy solution. Just add the word &quot;Julio&quot; to each street sign. #cesarchavez #cesarchavezstreet #JulioCésarChávez #boxing #boxeo