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  Just had to nope out of a literal "driving a car is fascist" thread on Lemmy.

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  I have a puppy who desperately wants to eat my TV remote.

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  Cricket's bull weiner chew was a whole lot bigger than this a week ago #ItWasInThePool

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  Online People Rule 1:Every time you discover something new and interesting, scour the Internet for any reason to be outraged about and hate that fun new thing.

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  Ordered some scissors off Amazon. Can't use them because I need scissors to open the package.

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  Our governor here in Michigan, caught on a hot mic at a recent AI datacenter groundbreaking, saying she's used to ignoring constituents maybe opposed to datacenters and pushing them though anyways... She's negotiated a deal with the datacenters that they won't raise electricity prices. That's like me saying that I negotiated a deal with my puppy that Purina won't raise her puppy food prices. Everything is dumb.

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  If everyone in the World drank from the same Cup, we'd all have super-herpes. 🌠

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  New AI tell: "The ___ still exist — they just look like ___ now."

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  Turns out soccer isn't real.

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  I am famously known for eating food and then eventually pooping it out.

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  Is it okay to be looking forward to Avengers: Doomsday? Should I actually watch the last four years of Marvel that I gave up on?

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  Oh, hey. I had Crowdsec Manager running on my VPS, using their Docker Compose template. Including this part: ports: - "8080:8080" I just accidentally discovered that anyone could access the UI with [VPS IP]:8080, even though it's locked behind Pangolin's authentication. So, yeah... Don't expose sensitive VPS ports in Docker unless you know they're firewalled, kids. Time to go tear shit down and rebuild it... https://github.com/hhftechnology/crowdsec_man...

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  Oh, I guess we're doing this now. #whippet #BadCat

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  "The Fast & the Furious". Presented by Olive Garden.

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  Phew... I almost let it slip that the whole "woke agenda" that online doodieheads complain about... It has actually been Step 4 in my seventeen-step plan to get Taco Bell to bring back their $2 Value Meals.

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  I like to live dangerously. I comb my hair before I put my shirt on in the morning.

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  Not sure if any of you have noticed, but I'm a goddamn treasure.

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  FACT: The best character in all of Star Trek is Morn. #StarTrek

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  I'm mad about people doing things differently than me. How dare they eat that slice of pizza starting from the not-crust end?

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  Pro Tip: Don't listen to any of my tips.

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  Hey! We get our new whippet puppy in about 8 weeks! Potentially even this little slug-nugget. (The breeder has one of two candidate puppies earmarked for us).

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  GameStop has $56 billion?

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  Have a happy Star War.

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  Use the Steam Controller, Luke.

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  Quitting my job to be a full-time professional yum-yucker.

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  If the PS5 is "ninth gen" videogames, that would make PS6 "tenth gen". Or "Gen X", if you will. Which ironically, might be the first time this particular Gen X'er doesn't buy into any of the consoles...

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  Spraypainting all of the local wildlife white, so when the local news talks about an "albino raccoon insurgence" on a slow news day, I can point & laugh at the TV.

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  BRAD YOU NEED TO STOP CONSIDERING DROPPING $100 ON ANOTHER GAMEPAD RIGHT NOW

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  Six Seven.

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  Valve's busted servers saving me from my own bad financial decisions right now...