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  One Size Fits Beans

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  But, did he ever get busy in a Burger King bathroom?

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  A new life awaits you in the off world colonies!

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  Depression is hoping a heroic dose of acid causes ego death and maybe life will be slightly less painful afterwards.

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  As someone that spent the better part of their youth making other people money at a grocery store, I'm bummed that I never had to build a comically oversized pyramid of bean cans that: A: A neurotic but lovable protagonist that is just trying to get through shopping day would make the whole stack implode by taking a single can. Or B: A random cat in a panic would scurry up and around it as I frantically keep the pyramid from collapsing. Once the cat has fled the scene I would utter a si...