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  Hey his doctor wife told him that a wet vagina is diseased.

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  I know where several houses are, in my rural county, that look just like this with minor variations.

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  One Headlight - I don’t even know why other than that the song is the epitome of meh, but I fucking hate that song.

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  The Irish were treated quite badly for some time in the US as well. My family assumed a Scottish surname to try to avoid that when they crossed the pond.

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  Man, go buy a cheap guitar and learn Wonderwall(or like any other songs) then go somewhere public and play your guitar and you will be preserving human culture.

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  omnicalculator.com If they are missing one, I haven't needed it yet.

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  Trust? I haven't trusted a tech company since the original Terminator came out.

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  Hmmm, I wonder what the fourth milk is

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  Those are being sold off for mineral and oil exploitation to Trump's buddies.

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  I still say all of this

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  Fuckin 199something, me and a buddy at a bench against the church building that was also our highschool bus stop trying to cut 4 hits of blotter into two 2 squares on a CD case with my pocket knife. Cop pulls up to the building with his lights going and everything. All four hits go on my tongue and I run faster than I ever did before or since and actually manage to get away. Needless to say that a 4 square, then an immediate hard run, that shit hit me like a disco tornado. The night was long, an...

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  It causes Republicans.

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  Shoots coffee maker Americanly. Shoots toaster too, just to be sure.