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  In-N-Out in Beverly Hills #FastFoodMoviesOrPlays #HashTagGames

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  RE: https://theforkiverse.com/@OKdad/116641762846898547 What I eat off the floor is between me and the floor.

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  RE: https://theforkiverse.com/@scichelli/116627493421291637 Both @jaye and @scichelli are great follows— fun thread if you have the time!

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  You wanna throw some stones with me?? (I can *literally* see through your glass house, bro. I know you’re not doin’ anything 😜)

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  WE’LL NEVER GET THROUGH THIS DAY WITHOUT DRIVE, CAPTAIN. WE DON’T EVEN HAVE IMPULSE CONTROL RIGHT NOW.

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  Personally, I produce like, shitpost jazz. If you really want to laugh, you have to listen to the things I’m *not* tooting.

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  RE: https://mastodon.social/@thiseconomy/116570267478766830 Spiciest take on the feed tonight.

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  For years, I’ve observed numerous times that I feel so much better if I go to bed early. Unfortunately, the sample size of these studies are just too small to say anything conclusive about this.

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  Bwahaha! Some of you with day jobs are at *work* already?? PST is the *only* way to be!! I won’t be at work for another… oh shit, I gotta go to bed.

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  Tokyo drifting this mortal coil

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  Did you know you don’t actually have to wash your jeans? You don’t have to wash anything really. You’re a Lil’ Stinker Boi. We all talked about it and we agree. Go on, stink up the town you Lil’ Stinker Boi—it’s what you love to do.

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  Wife: I thought you said you were going to do laundry today? Me: oh shoot. yes, I’ll get it tomorrow… I’m really sorry… something came up…

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  This whole damn situation *really* manders my gerries.

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  I’ve been drinking *Mussel* Milk this whole time? No wonder I’m still so weak and clammy.

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  This is interesting! A game developer develops mobile app to teach the broad strokes of diabetic treatment. I learned about this from “Enable: the Disability Podcast“ which I will link in the thread. I have some thoughts about this interview, which I‘ll also put in the thread—but all and all–a great idea professionally executed! Check it out if you’re into mobile games! https://playlevelone.com

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  It’s not “road rage” anymore dad, it’s MadMaxxing.

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  #Forkiverse question for you (that anyone can answer!): I have quite a few Forker people that I’m following that have gone inactive. Not all mutuals, however I *would* like to follow them if they *were* active. BUT! it would also be nice to reduce my follows. What would you do?

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  - Oh, it’s Friday! Could I do a weekend check? - Sure, give me 2d12. ** rolls ** - OH HELL YEAH! 17!!! IT’S GOTTA BE THE WEEKEND!! - Did you include your Time Zone Modifier? - Oh, right, let’s see… I’m PST which is a… negative eight to Time Zone… - So a nine? I’m sorry, 9:00am is not the weekend. - FUCK!!

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  I’m sorry that you‘re feeling some shit, Postie. (Do you mind if I call you Postie?)

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  Cha-Cha Slide Squid Game

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  Yeah, I do “drop-shipping.” I keep shipping Gaston and The Beast and everyone tells me to drop it.

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  New Gain Plus - All Dishes 100%

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  ‘Tis me! The 1,000th dude to recommend this to you: but if you *haven’t* played Outer Wilds yet, please do yourself a favor and experience this game. It has Anglerfish. https://annapurnainteractive.com/games/outer-wilds

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  Makin’ pancakes for dinner—so yeah—I’m a Full Stack Developer.

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  Hey #PDX folks! A local Escape Room company, In Search of an Exit, has a wild Game Show experience that you should check out. The designers are good people, but they’re having a hard time selling tickets because it’s a weird experience that’s difficult to explain—check out their website and book it if you’re in the area!!! https://supersanitarydoubledogdareya.com

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  Look, sometimes my contribution is to silently favorite every reply in the thread—wide eyed—smiling an uncanny smile. i. like. it. all.

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  Heads up - there’s this scam going around where inactive #Forkiverse accounts suddenly pop in the local feed and ask “is this thing still going?“ “Yikes, is anyone still here?” or “I totally forgot about this, wow it seems dead.“ We’re working on the issue. In the meantime, it’s important to not draw suspicion: engage with these accounts by replying, liking, and boosting. We’ll get through this.

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  Still no Portland, OR graveyards named “R.I.P. City?” Do I have to do *everything* myself??

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  A child fell down the stairs today in a scandal my wife is calling “babygate.”

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  We simply cannot put you back together—I am so sorry—is there a place you would like us to respectfully “Dumpty” your remains? #AskACharacterAnything #HashTagGames