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NudelnAlDente@mstdn.social

<p>Social distancing hipster: I was staying in before it was cool.</p>

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    Because they&#39;re arseholes.

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    @JellyTBeagle Not all of them, a significant chunk of my engineering department is chugging AI. 🙄

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    What the hell was the deal with the calligrapher?! 🫠 #TheResidence

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    Went to a cocktail bar last night fully intending to order a cocktail. Bartender: &quot;We don&#39;t have a physical menu. You have to check us out on #Instagram to get the cocktail list.&quot; I find them on Instagram only to discover that it&#39;s impossible to see their menu there when not logged in. I. Don&#39;t. Have. An. Instagram. Account. Me: &quot;Yeah, I&#39;ll have a small beer, thanks.&quot; (at less than quarter of the price of a cocktail) 🙄 FFS businesses, stop getting captur...

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    Shocking. https://www.theregister.com/2026/03/15/corporate_jargon_research/