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  I'm dissociationmaxxing

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  I'm who I am now *despite* all the friends and people I was surrounded with as a kid.

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  So i have a client whose hobbies used to be crafting and cosplay. But she's disabled and can't really use her hands anymore. Any suggestions for creative things my nerd can do without her hands, but still create & craft?

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  Here's a question: i've never used an #AI chatbot or whatever, and i'm not about to start. But do they ever say "i don't know?"

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  TRAGEDY: My client for tomorrow confirmed her appointment with me

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  I took out some cash today and it has That Asshole's signature on it 😭

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  Today has sucked but i got to pet a neighbor #cat #catsofmastodon

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  If there's something you need, and you can't find it at a local store, which is the least bad option? Also stg moralizing will get you blocked, i already know they're bad

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  Thanks to My Neighbor Totoro, "dongiri" is one of the few Japanese words i know

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  This little gorl has made a home on my live oak sapling #spider

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  I encountered a Gen Z client today who doesn't know how to send an email 💀

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  RE: https://beige.party/@surdfish/116930994027389622 Fediception [blaring, slowed horn sounds]

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  Pete Hegseth needs to chat with @coachgowron

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  Oh no did i eat Taco Bell lettuce

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  Happy Bastille Day/my 14-year wedding anniversary

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  I've seen a couple "when has #StarTrek been #woke" posts today. So I'm going to recommend Tawny Newsome's podcast Starter Trek. Tawny Newsome is Beckett Mariner on Star Trek: Lower Decks and Strange New Worlds and Illa Dax in Starfleet Academy, as well as a former writer on Starfleet Academy. In Starter Trek, she's been going through the "woke" episodes of legacy Trek with writer Andrew Ti. Check it out at https://suboptimalpods.com/

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  My son went to day care and all i got was this lousy virus

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  Anatidaephobia: the fear that, somewhere, a duck is watching you

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  #caturday #void

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  Saw 2 species of bunnies on my bike ride today. Although can you call jackrabbits (or hares, thanks Britons) bunnies?

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  How is @Wallflower@beige.party like $2 bill

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  one car MONORAIL CAT bound for DALY CITY now arriving

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  I know what it's like to have a shitty relationship with your dad. So if #fathersday sucks for you, I'm your dad now.

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  Your own Personal Beavis

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  Why are there so many servers on masto? And which ones defederate? Servers are visions, but only illusions And admins have nothing to hide So we've been told, and some choose to believe it I know they're wrong, wait and see Someday we'll find it, the masto connection The techies, the furries, and me

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  Oh no, alert the military! Tuskyzilla is approaching San Francisco!!

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  When your preschooler makes his own birthday cake (guided, and with assistance by, his aunt)

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  "Hi, this is Nick Gates from $CreditUnion, calling to confirm our appointment tomorrow inFolsom?" "....yeeeees." "..." "Sorry i forgot" "Good thing i called you now"

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  A reminder that Light Gary and Dark Gary will always be engaged in their battle

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  I'm sorry what