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Mrfunkedude@mastodon.social
<p>Candidate for mayor of Mastodon. Master of the mystic (f)arts. Diogenes of the Fedi. Rational man with an absurdist kink. Toot curator. Cynical Optimist. Grounded Psychonaut. Livestreamer. Maker of bread. Writer. Zombie killer. Follower of the Dharma. Amateur photographer. Will create mischief for food.</p><p><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/fedi22" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>fedi22</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/MastoHelper" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>MastoHelper</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/video" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>video</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/peertube" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>peertube</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/gaming" class="
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I have no idea what&#39;s happening #today The girlfriend wants to go out for lunch and she wants me to pick the place, but there&#39;s nothing that I&#39;m craving so all of the places have the same standing in my head. Which leads to me not making any choice at all. I know there&#39;s a 2022 documentary that I want to watch called &quot;Crows are white&quot; that looks interesting. (it&#39;s about Buddhist monks, not crows. Sorry.) Other then that I&#39;m ju...
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Anyone know where I can buy a hat/cap for someone with a huge head like myself? One size, does not fit all. It&#39;s been an issue since I was a teen. 90% of hats don&#39;t fit my huge noggin. And the ones that I find that do, usually cost 2 to 3 times the amount of a normal hat. And since I&#39;m growing a wizard beard and hair, I need a hat to keep it from going everywhere.
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Wait... you people actually READ the news??? In THIS timeline!?!?
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You ever see a short video of someone lip syncing to a song or some dialogue, but they can never seem to actually sync with it? And then they post it anyway. With complete sincerity? That&#39;s the level of IDGAF that I aspire to every day.
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The dream of the internet was that you could learn more, see more, keep in contact with people all over the world, and see boobies whenever you wanted. At least one of those things is still true.
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It&#39;s Friday! Make sure to work as slowly as possible. Monday is just around the corner, and if it&#39;s going to suck anyway, you may as well exploit Friday as much as possible! Good luck!
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Still one of my favorite breakfasts. Delicious and simple. Garlic rice with longaniza and eggs. https://dudelike.wtf/w/eWRvv42KdzJpKbTzMsEj6S
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&quot;Press on nails&quot; are the &quot;Clip-on-ties&quot; of manicures.
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Is fashion still a thing? Didn&#39;t we give that up somewhere between tux tails on t-shirts and cargo shorts?
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If you&#39;re feeling like the world is falling apart around you and that there&#39;s nothing that you can do to make things better... Volunteer. Find a food bank, a shelter, a hospice, a senior center. Find some place where you can lend your time towards the service of others. Volunteering is a great way to do something worthwhile for your community. It takes us out of our own troubles, and focuses that energy on helping others. So go volunteer. Help yourself by helping others.
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There&#39;s no way I&#39;d ever get on a cruise ship. I&#39;ve said for years that they are floating petri dishes just waiting for an outbreak. I firmly believe that if there is ever a zombie apocalypse, it wont start in a lab somewhere. It&#39;ll be because Beaufort sneezed too hard on the buffet and the ship doctor fell overboard. It&#39;ll just steamroll from there.
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Does Data have a butthole? Asking for a friend.
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Awww. Thanks for scrolling to my post. 😁 I hope the next post you read is a good one.
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If you think empathy is only deserved for people you agree with, I question if you understand what empathy is? Did you choose every moment that has shaped you? Did you choose your genetics. Your parents? Did you choose how you were raised and the comfort you were denied or given? You can hold those who do wrong accountable and still have empathy for them. All of our choices are the results of unseen causes and conditions. Once you understand this, empathy becomes unburdened.
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Guys look, all you have to do is stay in your home, don&#39;t watch the news, don&#39;t vote, don&#39;t volunteer your time, don&#39;t complain, don&#39;t try to buy a house, don&#39;t watch the wrong tv show, don&#39;t listen to the wrong singer, don&#39;t buy a burger from the wrong fast food place, don&#39;t use the wrong app or apps, don&#39;t say the wrong things and everything will be fine and you&#39;ll be happy.. How much simpler can it get?...
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Right away I knew I hadn&#39;t walked into your average Taco Bell.
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Last night I had the opportunity to get upset over something someone close to me said. I felt my ego rise, and recognized it. &quot;There you are ego.&quot; I said to myself. &quot;You&#39;re going to be okay. This will pass.&quot; And as I felt it rise, I watched it and gave comfort. &quot;This wont last long.&quot; I thought. &quot;Watch it, and let it go.&quot; I reminded my ego. And over a few minutes, I felt calm. I recognized the intent of the other p...
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Maybe the best way to fight AI taking over our media, is to stop supporting the arts with clicks on ads and subscription fees? Go see a new band. Watch a play. Visit a gallery and talk to an artist. Maybe if we made it more about supporting artists, and less about cammodifying the arts for our convenience, we won’t have to lose one of the things that makes humanity great?
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RE: https://mastodon.social/@Nasu_Nasu/116460393889490325 This is @Nasu_Nasu . They just joined the Fediverse first thru PeerTube via a GitHub article, then joining my #PeerTube instance and finally here on Mastodon. That&#39;s such a unique way to find this place. At least, I think it is? Which leads me to ask... ⭐ How did you find the Fediverse? ⭐ (also check out Nasu&#39;s profile where you can find a link to his PeerTube channel. Give him a follow if you&#39;re interested.)
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You&#39;ve made it this far. May as well finish out the rest of the week.
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Why didn&#39;t anyone tell me AI was so bad? #sarcasm
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Wait a minute. Are you trying to tell me that politicians and rich people don&#39;t have our best interests at heart??? What?!?! #sarcasm
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What?!?! What do you mean people can&#39;t tell if you&#39;re being sarcastic unless you put a #sarcasm hashtag on it???
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What’s up with Marvel and DC making movies about Spider-Man and Batman‘s villains? Gotta say, I think DC is in the lead right now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?si=pY7C8qQlsy_hWDXF&amp;v=6IxPD-jNdwM&amp;feature=youtu.be
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Crap. Forgot about Dre.
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OK, I’ve received some of your prayers and here are my answers in no particular order… No. No. What the actual fuck? No. OK, but it will take much longer than you expect. No. No. No. What in the hell is wrong with you? No. This whole “godhood” thing is a lot less fun than I expected.
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I brought this up in my Livestream today. When you only “favorite“ a post, is it just another way of saying &quot;I liked it, but not enough to share it.&quot; ?
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If you want my body, and you think I&#39;m sexy, come on sugar let me know where the nearest mental health facility is because you need to get evaluated.
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“I’m in.” has got to be the most over used phrase in any scene where someone is hacking a computer. Or porn.
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If you follow any hashtags you&#39;re going to notice people using those hashtags to promote things that have very little to do with the intent of the hashtag. Some see this as an annoyance. I see it as the slow unveiling of a public mute/block list. For which I am grateful.