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  Orgasm Andgasm Norgasm Xorgasm

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  Escape Room: Bed It's nice and cold outside the bed, with the perfect temperature between the sheets. There are no obstacles between you and the exit other than a cold hardwood floor. You have one hour.

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  MTG. Opponent, also blue, spends quite a bit of time getting the top, like, 10 cards of their library in the -exact- order they want. Casts card to draw 10. "In response, I activate Drowner of Secret's ability 10 times." ...they scooped.

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  DnD villain that chases the adventurers while aggressively doing the chicken dance.

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  "So, how are you handling the cold up here?" I don't own anything with long sleeves, I've gone through the last three winters with nothing heavier than a hoodie, and the only reason I brought a proper coat is because there was enough of a cold snap where, if the car broke down on the way to work, death was a possibility.

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  "Maybe it is the smile. Is that a smile? I can't say." "His eyes are black as obsidian, and his smile. No. It is not a smile." Two of my favorite lines from Night Vale.

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  http://globeoptical.qwestoffice.net/index.html You just don't see wood paneling on websites like this anymore.

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  I wonder if I can still jump off of a swing at the park. I have decided to ban myself from swingsets.

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  Hmmmm.... ...when not playing 'Baloo'...I was the mom a *lot* when playing House as a kid... *adds this to 'list of signs'*

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  Furry has a medical emergency. This is silly, so we're going to say Not Enough Hugs. Friends take them to the ER. "Okay, so, you have a surprisingly large amount of knowledge of their allergies, medications, and whatnot. What's their name?" "Wurflepaws." "Haha. Cute. No seriously, what's their actual name?" Confused furry sounds.

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  Cars need three horns 1) Hey, just letting you know I'm here! 2) That was my bad and I am SO SORRY D: 3) -AND THE HORSE YOU RODE IN ON!

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  *sippy rooibos with milk* *Happy ott sounds*

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  Soft rolls should be served more. And everywhere. Themes be damned. Taco Bell? Here's your rolls Fajita truck? Here's your rolls Waffle House? Rolls incoming

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  I can't help but feel that salmon would taste amazing battered and fried, catfish style.

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  On a scale of 1 to 10, how does your character handle being shot? 1 is Knives Millions 10 is Light Yagami Yes, I know that's not a big difference.

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  She's draining the audience... of their aether.

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  @sierrashark Hmmm...ended up staying home today. ....*looks at presumably sleeping shark* >:3c *attaches air pump and goes about her day!*

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  Three of my best sales working at Staples were ones that other employees didn't want to take. All three my manager told me to 'go see if I can figure out what they actually want'. Little old Russian babushka that didn't speak a lick of English. Me and google translate got a workout getting her a fuckton of things for her granddaughter, who had gotten into college. A kid (estimated age 8-10) buying a laptop. We were the fifth or sixth store that they went into wh...

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  If you go into a store, grab a drink from the cooler on your way in, drink it, but end up shopping long enough that you have to hit the restroom...is that theft? "uwu drinking it before paying for it is-" Some stores used to have drink holders on the carts for this -very- purpose hush.

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  *gets out walker* Back in my day, Wal-Marts used to have Radio Grill instead of other chain restaurants, with some of the best fucking burgers you could get from any chain.

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  Y'know, I could deal with the fast food price increases if they didn't -also- often come with inconveniences elsewhere. Case in point: CiCi's Pizza. Specifically Forest Hill. Price Raised: Fair enough, I'm old enough to remember the jingle being 'all you can eat for only 2.99', inflation happens, yadda yadda. No more parmesan shakers at the table, now only packets: Don't know what the waste could look like, but I've also seen peo...

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  #TADC should've been juuuust long enough for an extended intermission to be included.

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  Hmmm...I want a good snap camera. But it needs to have physical image stabilization...is that something even advertised anymore?

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  Hm. Does anyone have any kitchen appliances/devices they just can't go without? Not being considered: Air Fryer, Toaster, Rice Cooker, Microwave, or Instant Pot. These are part of, or already excluded from, my musings already.

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  Dear body: Quit producing mucus or I'm dehydrating us >.o

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  "Store theft is on the rise! We're losing kajillions!" Have you hired more employees, as it's been shown that employee presence will deter theft? "No! But we spent significantly more on these locked cases!" .... "Sales went down. So now we gotta fire people. Because theft." ..................... "Theft went up in other departments! More locked cases!"