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  Want to go for a walk? Who wants WALKIES!! “I Do Not Want This”

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  And easy to clean too!

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  When you need more than Sleepytime.

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  Trying to figure out what this was from originally because it seems familiar. Was thinking it was "_Eye in the Sky_" by Philip K. Dick, but guess not?

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  Massive flooding to follow.

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   I got yah, just send me $1,000 in bitcoin if it was worth the fap.

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  Diabetes

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  Reminds me that one day I want to get a [Suzuki Samurai](https://www.hotcars.com/suzuki-samurai-history-specs-and-buying-guide/).

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  Than I realize my wife is going to start producing breast milk.

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  I'm uncircumcised and my son is uncircumcised. Really goes a long way on understanding how to deal with a normal uncircumcised penis. Cleaning it doesn't take any extra effort. Unfortunately for you the information on how to care for a normal uncircumcised penis on a younger child is not easily available because of the expectation that all American children are circumcised. You are not supposed to retract the foreskin until later in life. When? Well it's different for everyone but...

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  Finally a gameshow I’d be good at! Unfortunately my whole family is dead, so they couldn’t watch it.

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  I feel a lot different since I have kids across the street that would probably see me. I can't be lazy or I might get indecent exposure to minors and put on a list.

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  My ma (Boomer) likes to talk about how her and her siblings used to chew on road tar like gum and than she laughs about it, har har. Whenever I mention something I'm being cautious about with my kids. She also had lung and breast cancer, could be unrelated but maybe it didn't help. I'd like to add that neither of my parents believed that second hand smoke was "real" either. So I got blasted with carcinogens from birth until I moved out at 17. I'll be lucky if I don&#3...

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  Wheek wheek wheeeeeek!

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  Trying to focus on my second screen with mature gay porn playing on it instead.

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  Washing yourself is healthy, overdoing anything is unhealthy. Yes you will kill good bacteria, but you also kill bad (streptococcus for example). I use sensitive non antibacterial soap daily and mix in antibacterial wash a few times a week. Mainly for my armpits, ass, face, and junk. Maintain a balance, but please wash your ass.