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  Grunt grunt grunt GRUNT - caveman sex

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  Justice Breyer taught the nation an important lesson: mute your shits.

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  Gaggle: Senator McConnell! Senator McConnell! Are you brain dead? Mitch: (gives thumbs up)

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  I would rather . . .

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  John Fetterman has been removed from my list of charismatic megafauna.

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  The hula hoop is an ancient weapon now used to win beauty pageants. - some damn Benchley thing

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  MLK is to the mountaintop as Mitch McConnell is to the uncanny valley.

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  I heard John Fetterman and Mitch McConnell might have a chat. Oh, to be a defibrillator on the wall!

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  The dark side of the moon, the back side of your head

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  I will make a groovy-porny 1970s Italian movie and become fabulously wealthy.

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  I will be there for you. (clap clap clap clap clap) - Hannah Einbinder mocking a boomer

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  I'd rather have a pocket full of goo than a shoe full of shit.

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  I've seen "Three Days of the Condor" several times, and I am always impressed by Cliff Robertson's toupee.

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  New theory: Jesus had twelve opossums.

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  Jesus! I thought you were dead!

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  "Ghosts" showed a character getting off on a washing machine. She was one of the ghosts, so I guess it's OK.

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  My uncle went swimming in a Bass Pro Shop and was eaten by a sturgeon.

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  You can buy breast milk on the internet but they kind of ask what you'll use it for.

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  At one time Mitch McConnell spent his days contending with matters of state. Now? Baby Shark..

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  It's too bad his brain worm doesn't tell him that vaccines are a good thing.

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  Trout Mask Replica, Mar-a-Lago face

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  You meet the nicest ladies in a saloon.

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  The cyclops in this Odyssey is very schlongy. And not in a good way.

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  At IMAX. Preparing to go into battle.

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  Who remembers when Arthur Godfrey fired Julius Rosenberg?

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  Long-distance dedication to Mitch https://youtu.be/swBDlOk0V6Y?si=dL3rpkJ7ohjfjycm

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  I bet Mitch and Elaine are playing pickleball somewhere, laughing at y'all.

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  "The Odyssey" has one (1) cyclops. "Minions & Monsters" has scads of cyclopses. Half the Minions are cyclopses!

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  - That's good shit, man. - Thank you. I receive lots of compliments on my shit.

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  Hooterville, formerly Tiittytown