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  Hey, conservative men! I know you're deeply submissive to male authority figures, but it's not okay to drag the rest of us into your kink. I'm saying it clearly here because I know you have trouble understanding consent.

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  "Legal name" implies the existence of illegal names.

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  Okay, well done child proof cap, very good at keeping children from getting their grubby little fingers on my meds. Slight issue: I've been applying sufficient pressure that I can now read the opening instructions from their imprints in my hands, and yet the little mechanism won't engage.

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  Okay, I'm gonna say it: We've had testicles for too long. It's past time we put these icles into production.

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  @Buster@woof.group Well we already know Mary was some manner of reptile

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  @Gustodon@mas.to picturing it like the tank going brrmmm brrmmm with the lid open and a shark in some sorta military styled hat looking out of the top

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  @LilPecan@mastodon.social Oh no! How dare someone use their own little bit of social media as though it's their own little bit of social media! I hope that tooter's socks make gagging noises as they put them on.

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  Got one of those candles that're supposed to make noise as the wick burn, but it's barely audible. The salesperson was really talking it up, they said it was dynam

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  "device based age verification" I don't think they understand how much I would sooner kill everyone involved and take what I want, rather than give up any further control of my devices or data

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  HEY LADIES ON THE INTERNET! When some idiot sends you a dick pic, tell them you're not a microbiologist.

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  Well of course a volcano goddess would appreciate my need to burn things. <3 @Anoia

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  Look at all the sandleaf production I've gotta replace now that I know better sources of carbon. It'll be nice to get my power consumption down, though. #Endfield

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  People who try to spread the idea that there is only one way to be a Real Man are cowards and should be chased out of society. Violently, if necessary.

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  Anyone else wanna cut the internet connection to Google's servers until they can figure out what a search engine is for?

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  @Njord Worse than useless. A description of entropy I've heard is that if you drop a spoonful of sewage into a barrel of wine, you get a whole barrel full of sewage. However, if you drop a spoonful of wine into a barrel of sewage, it remains a barrel of sewage.

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  lol do it

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  It's weird seeing news reports like "The population growth rate is slowing. What could be the cause?" LONG WORK HOURS FOR FUCK ALL PAY. GOVERNMENTS AROUND THE WORLD TERRORISING PEOPLE. FUCKING ABYSMAL CONDITIONS FOR MENTAL AND PHYSICAL WELLBEING. THEY HEAP SALT UPON THE LAND AND QUESTION THE LACK OF NEW GROWTH.

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  To any men asking "what about international men's day?", that's the 19th of November, which you'd already know if you actually cared about that.

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  @Xibanya@mastodon.xyz