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  There was something I read once upon a time that was like: F is how hot/cold people are C is how hot/cold water is K is how hot/cold matter is I feel like that's pretty accurate.

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  You know when you see an advertisement for a casino, and they have a picture of a guy winning money? That's false advertising, because that happens the least. That's like if you're advertising a hamburger, they could show a guy choking. "This is what happened once." Mitch Hedberg

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  "Though…the meta aspect of this is that a song called “Ironic” that misuses the word is actually…kinda ironic. Maybe that was the real artistry at work and we all just missed it. 🤷🏻" Pretty sure this was intentional. A song named Ironic that doesn't have any actual examples of irony is in itself ironic. That's the joke.

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  Cake, huh? Maybe some kind of cake that you cook in a pan? Some kind of pan-cake?

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  Farquaad lineage.

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  I didn't realize for way too long that the song "Ironic" had no actual examples of irony in it, and that in itself is ironic. Blew my mind.