← Feed

Posts

• View post

  I'm pretty sure if I had to go back to a 500-character limit, I would lose my goddamned mind

• View post

  ahahahahahAHAHAHaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Wheeee!!!!! Not only do we have zero rent money because we poured everything we could into getting the car fixed so that it doesn't get towed under cover of darkness from our apartment complex, the check engine light came back on last night. So we still can't register it, because it won't be able to pass emissions. Since the shop decided to save me the cost of the emissions test fail in the beginning, I have no documentation of the codes to apply...

• View post

  It always amuses me that in "Total Eclipse of the Heart" suddenly sleigh bells become the primary instrument for a bit, then they fade back into the background again. It makes it briefly feel like Christmas music to me

• View post

  a) Why in the fucking bloody fuck did freezer-over-refrigerator become such a standard when we access the refrigerator portion much, much more frequently than the goddamned freezer b) Why must the goddamned fucking freezer door handle feel like slamming your forehead into the end of a piece of goddamned fucking rebar c) Whoever is responsible for either a) or b) should be be loaded into a fucking trebuchet and launched head-first into the corner of a fucking freezer door handle

• View post

  "Pity, party of one, your table is ready.." Me: "ahhh, you saved my favorite one by the window so I can gaze out at the sea of images of my horrifying past mistakes as I dine. Thank you, Gaston!"

• View post

  We dabble in the beige arts here

• View post

  The problem with sleeping is you eventually have to wake up

• View post

  I always get Bo Gritz and Bear Grylls mixed up

• View post

  "A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.. (unless said medicine is metformin)"

• View post

  Really what they need to do is devise an effective way to make louvers using solar panels, adjustable via motorized/electronic means to maximize output

• View post

  Just noticed my almond milk says "Dietary Fiber less than 0g".. 🤔

• View post

  🤔 https://mastodon.buzz/@pixel_pioneer24/116924130029060695

• View post

  Airline pilots are technically bus drivers until takeoff

• View post

  Fucking hell.. I thought the summer BO was bad, someone on this bus must've heroically survived an explosion at the axe body spray manufacturing plant

• View post

  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggggggggggggggggg...

• View post

  I apologize if I have any followers/mutuals at the domain referenced below, but after seeing all of the recent drama around this account it makes me uncomfortable even being federated with them. Too many red flags for me. Seeing as how they're the instance admin for that domain, any problems would be relegated via them and I'm simply not comfortable with that so I'll be blocking the domain from me shortly. If I lose anyone from this, I'm sorry. I've got to go with my gut on...

• View post

  🎶 Cannabis, take me away! 🎶

• View post

  aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

• View post

  Federated system allowing gastroenterologists to exchange and consult with one another about concerning stool samples call it Poopstagram send toot

• View post

  Hi everybody, I know this is getting old, trust me. I promise we're trying. We're officially in a new month and we still need to try and raise enough to make rent, as noted here: https://beige.party/@LibertyForward1/116823290291865902 We're almost halfway already but unfortunately time is running out, so I'm using these pics of my adorable partner and our codependent border collie to tug at your heartstrings and walletstrings. If possible, please help me keep these two goofb...

• View post

  The man died penniless due to his obsession with collecting birds. His last words were "I have many egrets.."

• View post

  Apparently I was the only person on the Fediverse who *liked* tags.pub and found it useful

• View post

  Does anyone know of a movie equivalent of bookshop.org? #AskFedi

• View post

  Presumably, George Jetson was of Scandinavian ancestry, his name meaning "George, son of Jet"

• View post

  It's fascinating to watch tech companies and groups come to the Fediverse, where they have the opportunity to converse with real clients, hear their concerns, then proceed to self-immolate

• View post

  Are fish oil supplements just the modern day snake oil supplements?

• View post

  @mikeputnam@beige.party Yeah, something to be desired, such as fresh air. Especially after the bastard teenagers get ahold of the Axe body spray and play aerosol tag

• View post

  I wonder if chili over rice would be good or blegh

• View post

  Trail Mix originally was when the pioneers listened to EDM send toot

• View post

  On screenreaders: I don't quite know why, but I feel uncomfortable using the hashtag "shitpost" written as "ShitPost". It's always seemed like a single word in my head; perhaps also that I sometimes write sans capitalization when I'm being particularly facetious; it could also be a mild OCD streak in me as well. I don't care if others do it because it's their posts. Personally I just feel really weird typing it in pasc...