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<p>Husband to <br />Rachel ( <span class="h-card" translate="no"><a href="https://mastodon.social/@Rachey" class="u-url mention">@<span>Rachey</span></a></span> )<br /><a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Bisexual" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Bisexual</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Xennial" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Xennial</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Progressive" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Progressive</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Transhumanism" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Transhumanism</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/Space" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>Space</span></a> <a href="https://mastodon.social/tags/London" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag"

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    Is that house a real place? It looks fabulous and terrifying! #Monsterdon

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    &quot;The End&quot; #Monsterdon

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    &quot;you guilty marble handed bastard!!&quot; #Monsterdon

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    &quot;This gong therapy is too much, my bowels are voiding!&quot; #Monsterdon

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    Watch out for any weird little old people in red coats #Monsterdon

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    &quot;I want that animal destroyed&quot; We all do, but he&#39;s in the white house protected by drones... #Monsterdon

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    lol, cockblocker cat! #Monsterdon

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    He just really looks like David Warner in that getup... #Monsterdon

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    &quot;City guy moves out to the country after the death of his wife&quot; That could be a long running TV series from the 90s #Monsterdon

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    That old foxhunter just screams &quot;Gout&quot; #Monsterdon

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    Foot kink #Monsterdon

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    RE: https://hachyderm.io/@combatwombat/117385916979793559 Nothing is real #Monsterdon

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    That was rude to take his glasses off, boundaries! #Monsterdon

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    And just look at the way they trample over people&#39;s fences and the like, everyone hates them and they know it. They are posh Millwall #Monsterdon #Foxhunting

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    Scowl at those peasants Vincent! #Monsterdon

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    Come to the City Mr Fox, we will appreciate you and you can eat from our many bins #Monsterdon

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    &quot;you must have met in Hell!&quot; &quot;No, we met in Hull. At University.&quot; #Monsterdon

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    Fabulous attire my lord! #Monsterdon #VincentPrice

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    lol, there aren&#39;t enough movies with demented pet cats! #Monsterdon

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    lol, loving that cat scratch there! #Monsterdon

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    you shot Vincent price you fool!! #Monsterdon

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    *Starts writing fan fiction #Monsterdon

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    &quot;And we all have guns!&quot; Hurrah For Liberty! /s #Monsterdon

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    &quot;I&#39;m sure you&#39;ve come to the same conclusion I have&quot; Both start undressing, looking into each others eyes... #Monsterdon

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    What is that, a giant hairball? #Monsterdon

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    Because it&#39;s a dinner party in the USA, there are guns. #Monsterdon

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    &quot;OMG! SHE&#39;S SO OLD!!!&quot; Harsh #Monsterdon

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    &quot;Do you believe in ghosts?&quot; *whips out penis &quot;....ah, I&#39;ve misjudged this...&quot; #Monsterdon

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    that was very flat Champagne #Monsterdon

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    Never go to a mysterious rich man&#39;s party though, never.... #Monsterdon