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    Traffic getting a little crazy? Report police in the area on Google Maps.

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    @ada I really like them, but they are rare in these parts.

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    @ada sounds amazing. I&amp;#39;ll begin the search!

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    They say you have to crack some eggs to make an omelet, but this cracks all the eggs, then kills the chickens, while sending taunting ai generated memes to the chicken farmer. And a billionaire eats all the omelets https://katu.com/news/local/massive-51b-data-center-proposed-for-salem-draws-praise-and-pushback-oregon-environment-local-money-water-energy-local-portland-hillsboro-companies-business-jobs

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    The diarrhea outbreak was linked to Taco Bell, because of course it was https://www.nytimes.com/2026/07/16/well/cyclospora-taylor-farms-lettuce-taco-bell.html?unlocked_article_code=1.yVA.q9V7.obvjxxIHtdna&amp;amp;smid=url-share

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    Thank you for teaching us to say sorry, Canada! We need that skill now more than ever. (Sorry)

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    Sick of remakes? They&amp;#39;ve been remaking the Odyssee for thousands of years.

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    How will South Carolina find another one like Lyndsey Graham?

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    When everyone got cameras I figured we&#39;d get confirmation of Bigfoot, aliens, or the Loch Ness Monster. Instead, we got pictures of cats, selfies, and proof that all cops are bastards.

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    It&amp;#39;s possible that the only real qualification for most jobs is good conversation skills.

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    I wish streaming services had a button to torpedo listings that I will never never never in a million years want to watch. Hulu is wasting my time and theirs by repeatedly showing me &amp;quot;Faithful Women of the Bible&amp;quot;. I would rather cut off my own leg with a dull pocket knife than sit through that.

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    When it comes down to it, art is a conversation, and who wants to talk to a computer?

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    We stopped using lithography to make books and now we use it to make computer chips.

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    Remember how great college radio stations used to be? Here&amp;#39;s one now! https://wfuv.org/options

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    Show me on the doll where Ayahuasca made you touch God

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    Salem attorney slapped with record fine after citing case law hallucinated by AI - Salem Reporter https://www.salemreporter.com/2026/03/25/salem-attorney-slapped-with-record-fine-after-citing-case-law-hallucinated-by-ai/

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    I can think of no better way to make me go cash free. I&amp;#39;m going to get my venmo working post-haste. Treasury plans to put Trump&amp;#39;s signature on US bills in first for sitting president, AP source says | AP News https://apnews.com/article/trump-currency-signiture-treasury-first-d919877e39f907eba1172a07920ea80e

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    Everything Is Great! By Carsie Blanton &amp;amp; The Burning Hell https://youtube.com/watch?v=JhZkPRtc4Go&amp;amp;si=P3lXexH46_Q7AJHR

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