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  Me: it is too early. Go back to bed. Mei: [does her morning stretching routine with paws atop my bladder] Me: that’s cheating. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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  🎶 Mother said Straight to bed Not to delay or be misled You should have heeded my advice But there were field miiiiiiice🎶 #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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  the crip tax on paying your taxes when you need to know what you spent to be able to deduct it is astoundingly bad i think next year i’m going to double-entry-bookkeep all the medical bullshit thank you Vanguard and Quicken for teaching me bookkeeping, sort of

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  #Pinball QOTD Player standing in front of Bally Wizard!: I miss Quicksilver.

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  Video: did you ever stop to think about all the engineering that’s gone into a 3 1/2 inch floppy disk? Me: of course we did. we didn’t have the internet. What the hell else were we going to do? Shoot more football notes at the other students?

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  Ah, I see. Yet another hotel that believes if you use a wheelchair you must not have a need for towel bars. o_O. :eyebrow twitches uncontrollably: #a11y

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  I fully appreciate the angst you are feeling but you can wait two minutes for me to brush my hair #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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  How you doing? Doing ok? Good. Glad to hear it. Good talk. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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  Do you want to get out of the car? You want to climb me like a tree. Ok fine. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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  me: I don’t think I would let a guy named Casey bat in this situation N: that guy’s name wasn’t Casey me [pointing at tv]: his name is Casey Schmitt N: No, the guy in the poem. His first name was Mighty. it’s right there in the poem. me 💀💀💀 #phillies #baseball

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  Periodic reminder to clean your dishwasher filter

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  Why are you importing leaves? What are you doing in the garden? #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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  I am not for parkour! I am not! #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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  Apparently midnight is when the rabbits go tearing across the back yard with the dogs in hot pursuit #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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  Dear all the companies: if you are mailing my watch back to me FOR FREE then you should NOT force me to enter a credit card.

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  You sound like a dog who wants to help me take out the trash #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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  Add these to the list of things I thought would be a huge part of my adult life, along with ghosts, whirlpools, and quicksand. https://youtube.com/shorts/GD3Iz353_Ls?si=x-ww1zDfm53vquAW #folkInstruments #bones #spoons #mouthHarp

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  What, you can’t find it? It’s right where you left it, next to the water bowl. No, I’m not getting it for you. #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday #frisbeeTroubles

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  Dear Stern and Jersey Jack: when are we getting the Minions pinball machine that the minions carry around in Despicable Me? I’m waaaaaiting! #pinball

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  I do not need the attention of the bathroom honor guard this morning! #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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  Do NOT jump up on the vet’s windowsill GET DOWN #ThingsISaidToTheDogsToday

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  OMG THIS https://www.terrygodier.com/the-last-quiet-thing so tired of everything needing my attention all the time! YOU ARE A PAIR OF HEADPHONES, YOU SHOULDN’T NEED TO BE REBOOTED. I SHOULD PLUG YOU IN AND YOU ARE ON AND UNPLUG YOU AND YOU ARE OFF. BUT NOOO… NO PLUGS ANYMORE. NOW BLUETOOTH FAILS