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  I wonder what happened to that painting of Big Pig and if it has already been used by some drug lord to launder money.

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  @omegahaunt@baraag.net :soy_right: PSP

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  @john_darksoul@ariamispainted.world Norwoof :cry:

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  Damn, posting with one hand is difficult. Don't worry, I'm not masturbating, just driving.

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  Pls recommend EXCLUSIVELY angsty teenage emo-core anime from the late 90's or the 2000's.

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  Faggot devs lose their jobs, God laughs :korone_blessed:

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  When I'm fucking a robot girl and my Solid Snake gets caught in her Metal Gears.

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  When your height is low enough, you gain the much rarer "manlet chill", turning you into a hobbit (literally me).

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  If you do this to a jewish child, the demonic energy contained in his nose is removed and his soul is restored.

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  @ShadowBroker@nicecrew.digital has been practicing his graffiti.

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  I believe in tickle-down economics. >erm, don't you mean trickle-down? No. *tickles you down there and gives you 10 dollars*

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  How long until x86 games start getting their own "recompilation" projects and get ported to ARM natively :hmm_loli:

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  Please don't post memes about games I haven't played, I don't get them.

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  You can't truly wrap your mind around right-wing thought unless you have played Wii Sports.

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  Inventing a fictional language for my book with the only purpose of making it so canonically "Good morning" and "I like penis" are spelled differently but are pronounced the same.

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  Hey, anon. *sits down and watches you play without your consent*

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  Drank so much water that I'm feeling sick now. Fuck this shit man and all of you niggas who told me to stay hydrated.

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  Lots of people sleeping well... not anymore *magically turns both sides of the pillow warm* Fuck you.

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  you know, when I see so many of us immediately clicking on a link where an AI tells us about ourselves, I realize we're not so different from the Tumblrettes who spend their days clicking on surveys to find out which flavor of pizza they are. We should set aside our difference and engage in animalistic breeding.

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  :sexo:

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  Man I miss Obama's presidency. His name just has this ring to it that feels really nice when you yell it and blame him for every inconvenience.

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  >dirty >sleep-deprived >insane >smelly >basement-dwelling >pervert >literally retarded Eww >also a girl Damn, wife material.

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  That's it, I'm doing it

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  Higher chances at successfully pairing two devices via bluetooth than at finding a wife (lower than zero).

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  When you wipe, you die. #never_wipe

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  I'm reading about alternative optical media that never became popular, and I feel like something important was lost to the Flash storage jew :cry:

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  If my thoughts were audible, every time I came across one of my cats there would be a loudspeaker yelling "FAT FUCK ALERT :emergency: FAT FUCK ALERT :emergency: FAT FUCK ALERT :cat_wut: :emergency:"

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  EHEM EHEM May I have your attention? I am happy to announce that I am pleased with this messy tomboy from Emmy the Robot, and I want to fluff her hair even if that leads to my death. Thanks for your attention.

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  Actually, Rent A Girlfriend is just a very subtle allegory for home ownership. Even after spending 250k on it and deluding yourself, it still won't be yours (you are The Raped).

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  Shooting up the local jewish neighborhood while blasting the Cardcaptor Sakura OST on a bluetooth speaker.