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  America’s national parks are NOT baseball stadiums. #USPol #KeepAmericaBeautiful

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  I see that the necromancer has been busy. #USPol

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  The Grim Reaper was robbed. #USPol

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  I once lived in New Hampshire. I took my time there for granite, but unfortunately it wasn’t meant to be. #DadJoke

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  The existence of throw pillows implies the existence of catch pillows.

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  I finally finished a book on clocks that I’ve been reading for a while. It was about time. #DadJoke

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  ¡Chinga la migra! #USPol #AbolishICE

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  It was 105°F (40.5°C) here in southern Colorado today. Yesterday was 104°F (40°C) and tomorrow is expected to be the same. 🥵 #Heatwave #ClimateChange

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  RE: https://phpc.social/@Crell/116936727383549548 Corrupt governor and his scheming cronies hire a Black sheriff to run off townsfolk opposing the development of a railroad.

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  RE: https://toad.social/@KimPerales/116975756854035088 #Traitor #ImpeachTrump #InvokeThe25thAmmendment

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  Save-a-Lot has great deal on the medio litro bottles of Mexican Coke. It’s only two bucks a pop. #DadJoke

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  Taking roller skating lessons today. Let’s see how well this goes…

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  The fix is in. Stay vigilant, folks. https://www.ms.now/opinion/trump-election-fraud-speech-what-to-know #USPol #2026Midterms

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  @phptek@phparch.social any update on when the videos from PHP Tek 2026 will be publicly released? Thank you.

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  ¡Chinga la migra! #USPol

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  I highly doubt that McConnell wrote the statement regarding his recent health issues. Anyone can write and release a statement under someone else’s name. #USPol #McConnellIsDead

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  I’m using the Fort Lauderdale-Hollywood International Airport if I ever need to fly into south Florida again. https://www.npr.org/2026/07/09/nx-s1-5825868/trump-airport-florida-pbi-trademark #USPol #Corruption #BoycottPBI #FlyFLL

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  I just don’t know what to think of the world right now. Our planet is burning, the climate is hotter than ever, the strongest nation in the world is lead by the most corrupt leader in history, racism and xenophobia have seen a resurgence and fascism is taking hold again. 😞

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  Happy #FourthOfJuly!

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  @nixCraft@mastodon.social I just turned 40 a few months ago and I feel this in my bones.

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  For my day job, I’ve been working on writing an internal #Composer plug-in to resolve an issue for us. It’s nice to be able to #TDD pure #PHP code with unit tests outside of #AdobeCommerce for a change, without the overhead of that platform and all of the work needed to write an integration test for it. 🤘🏽

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  If you're curious as to what happened to version 1.4.0, I had a snafu with GitHub's new immutable releases. 😳

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  @grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange awesome; thanks for the recommendations!

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  @bobmagicii@phpc.social thanks for the suggestions!

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  @MartyCormack@urbanists.social Thanks for the suggestions. I’ll see what’s doable with my limited schedule.

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  @grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange I’ll be staying near O’Hare in mid May.

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  @floatybirb@mastodon.social Thanks for the suggestions. I’ll see what’s doable with my limited schedule.

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  @grumpasaurus@infosec.exchange @poleguy@mastodon.social thanks! I’m mainly looking for the staples—hot dogs, pizza and anything else that Chicago is known for.

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  @poleguy@mastodon.social I’m going to be in the city for PHP Tek, but I arrive a day early to catch the Cubs game, and then I’ll have one full day after the conference to explore. Thanks for the suggestions. I’ll see what’s doable.

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  Anyone have any recommendations for fun things to do in #Chicago? So far, I have a Cubs game, Grant Park, Willis Tower, Cloud Gate and the Art Institute on my list. Any other suggestions, especially for food, are highly appreciated. Thanks!