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  I don't drink coffee. What alternative rewards are available to me for being kinda awake & reading words & not stabbing anyone?

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  I sure hope his surviving loved ones earn a million royalty dollars every time he is memed.

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  Well I'm glad to be an actual us army veteran so I can unapologetically use the 24-hour format, which is easier & makes more sense than the 12-hour format.

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  We just want them to give us their houses.

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  Admit it, you went back to read it again then reenacted the finger gesture.

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  Aw, I should call my kids & see how they're doing 🥲 I try not to be an annoying mother and I let them live their lives, but maybe they feel like I'm neglecting them? I don't know.

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  They were required to get that haircut, then 3 years later they were forbidden from getting that haircut?

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  At this rate, current & future generations are doomed.

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  I remember when those blinds used to cost $5. I went through so many of those. Because you get what you pay for, they get destroyed so easily. But I bet they cost a lot more than that nowadays. Everything costs too much these days.

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  That means you DO understand the post.

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  Simple mistake. Forgot to scan your bar code before sitting in the bagging area.

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  If you've been comfortably wearing skirts & dresses for 10 years, wouldn't you rrealize that skirts & dresses are perfectly acceptable attire in a bank? And if you're a man who's comfortably been wearing skirts & dresses for 10 years, how is this upcoming bank interview suddenly an obstacle? Is this your first job interview in 10 years? Here are some business-appropriate kilts: https://21stcenturykilts.com/kilts

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  411 211 555-1212

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  Just use your one free call for 911.

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  When I was 7 years old in 1982 I fell off my bike and got a concussion. I was unconscious for a whole day. Not every child survived injuries sustained during those decades. I'm lucky I did.

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  She should really reconsider her pricing structure. Pouring concrete is $100/hr.

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  undermindes reminds me of Lourdes. Both have extra letters that don't need to be there.

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  Aw you know the [CIA's silicone skin suits ](https://youtube.com/shorts/XkPO1fk3uIk)are a lot more realistic than that!

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  Aw in my younger years I used to fantasize having two people sucking my nipples, one person licking my clit, and a fourth for passionate kisses, but none of that ever happened, just years of hard work & paying bills and now I'm dead inside.

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  I've heard that maga prayers on his behalf are forming protection around him, making him stronger every time witches try to cast spells to hasten his demise.