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🐘🐘 Humpleupagus 🐘🐘

Humpleupagus@eveningzoo.club

I will put my trunk on your junk!

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    That's a butt-onion

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    The Brood

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    Exactly. I got too old for that shit. I rather throw back 600mg of caffeine and 75mg ephedrine and goooo.

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    By the end of undergrad, I could easily finish a handle of whiskey, vodka, etc myself on a Friday night.

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    Toilet Thoughts....

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    I think of about this a lot. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pentheus

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    I spend as much time with my family as I can. I never leave my house.

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    It just sends the wrong message, and especially to Chud supporters. A stable legal system relies on at least the illusion of fairness. I don't KNOW if he's guilty or if his defense will stick, but prohibiting making bond by changing the rules each time he can satisfy them only seems to entail that he'll be railroaded throughout the process, and that the entire process lacks the illusion of fairness. I mean... I expected bullshit, but this is a bit over the top and has exceeded my exp...

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    The Judge in Chud the Builder's case once again moved the goal post to make sure he can't make bail. > During Wednesday’s proceedings, a friend of Eatherly’s did offer to pay that full amount. However, Judge Goodman said that he was issuing a cap on how much bond companies would be allowed to accept in Eatherly’s case. > Goodman said that bonding companies would only be permitted to put forth $100,000 of liability rather than taking responsibility for the full $1 million bail. A...

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    Why wouldn't you just throw it through e.g. date going in or coming out? If using it as an index, wouldn't storing it in posix seconds be most efficient?

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    This is really where a father need to step up and do what the law won't.

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    Apocalypto: Your mom has a big sloppin' wet vagina.

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    I never liked that shit. It always seemed like one of those things where everyone thinks everyone else likes it, so they say they like it too, but everyone hates it.

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    > Be me. > Watch a lot of horror movies. > Wife decides to watch Revenge of the Nerds. > Daughter: This is boring. When are they gonna start killing people?

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    If he is, please give him a gun. 😏

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    Ayatollah Ali Khamenei came to me in a dream and told me that Candace Owens is a nigger.

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    I didn't see this coming.

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    Nope.

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    I love how today you can look up any military's equipment like it's an rpg. > 273 F-14s > 122 F-16s > 51 Black Hawks

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    They're gonna look like that eventually.

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    Does she speak English?

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    Sorry. You're only qualified to be an axe test dummy.

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    > When I say goy, I just mean everyone who isn't one of God's chosen people. It's not meant to express that the Goy are inferior.

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    MLK didn't give a fuck about equality. He was a communist and a trouble maker. He's goal was to disrupt, not equalize.

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    I have Alison Zelms, city attorney.

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