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  My opinions on the subject are entirely opposite of yours, but I think we might agree that the two lines should actually meet and become "are aliens ghosts?"

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  Hey, does he know John Reader and Jeff Lightroom?

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  Salsa? Oh, no wait, nachos? Sorry, who the F is chippy?

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  A Palestinian friend once went on this mini rant about how Aladdin wasn't even Middle-Eastern. Al Addin (according to the friend) means "The Easterner." So Aladdin should have been Indian or Korean or something.

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  Is the "shit" part of this post the image quality? You took a picture of a meme?

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  Hey, thanks for posting this.

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  It's only parallel for now. Once we contract judges and the justice system to Palantir to avoid costly things like humans passing judgement, then think of the savings! That or we get one of those Network State Praxis type things.

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  I knew a guy that did this with his gf regularly. They'd take a full day off, phones off, he'd pop a viagra and they'd both do a molly.

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  For a while I lived in apartment building where no one had AC units so we all just had our windows open every night. My partner and I woke up at like 3am on a week day to what sounded like someone being murdered. Things being thrown around and this moaning whimpering that sounded not OK. Apartment across the courtyard on the same floor as us best as we could figure. Then all of the sudden it changed tempo to slap-slap-slap of hips on ass and a guy calling someone a stupid fucking slut and runn...

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  Mmmm, makes my stockholder value go up ;)

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  Has to be - there are mounts and rain stains for all the other missing letters. Still love it, but yeah, not really real. At least it's not AI!

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  It's really not that strategic. It's that ignorant people don't see the value in education. So school boards get filled with loud asshole people who barely made it out of high school, shouting at each other "muh kids don't need tuh know how anything works, cuz I don no how nutn works an I'm OK!" Undereducated people rarely act in their best interests, but they act all the time because they're filled with fear and unable to rationalize or plan their way out of...

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  I would rather watch this. Do they sing discordant tales of magical bipedal meat beasts from a galaxy far, far away?

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  Congrats! 🙌

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  "100 - MAXIMUM CLUCK" Lovely, top to bottom.

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  Check in if you're one and have done exactly this to someone who texted the wrong number.

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  > priced at around half a year’s salary So the current price of a MacBook adjusted for inflation?

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  Let's all have a moment of silence for Phyllis. [Gone too soon, she got messed up by a horse and the cops](https://www.utterlyinteresting.com/post/the-short-life-and-internet-fame-of-phyllis-stalnaker-a-weedhead-tramp), and was probably just trying to have a good time with the Devil's lettuce. At peace, [she rests in the shade of a mighty tree](https://www.findagrave.com/memorial/113222151/phyllis_joyce-harris) that's probably just a touch more Phyllis than we would like to think abo...

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  Is that why this stainless steel French press needs wifi to work?

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  Giraffes have the same number of neck vertebrae as you and me, the bones are just much longer. An actual giraffe centaur with human torso from the animal's chest up would just be a long-legged spotty horse centaur.

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  Send the message "oh, so I guess he wasn't cheating on me at the same time."