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  Someone typo'ed their email address on the signin page and now I have a guest pass to an Airbus engineering facility. oops.

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  Some guy tried shouting transphobic stuff at me near the train station, so I just kept doing my DuoLingo, knowing he'd be too scared to actually get close and start anything. Eventually he yelled "WHY AREN'T YOU LISTENING TO ME" and stormed off, what a little pissbaby lol

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  pfSense leading the way with absolutely useless upgrade notes: "Certain hardware with a specific firmware problem, including some Celeron J devices, may encounter a kernel panic when attempting to boot pfSense CE software version 2.9.0." So "certain hardware" might.. not boot at all? And there is no list/table with which hardware has this problem? There's only one thing for this, get the trebuchet ready :blobcatfluffangry: #homelab

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  The very lovely @Brynndylow@chatty.frogawampus.co.uk and @Tess@chatty.frogawampus.co.uk sent me a surprise gift! The first of @Brynndylow@chatty.frogawampus.co.uk 's gorgeous new intersex seaflaps :3 I am extremely humbled by such thoughtful loveliness, thank you both! ❤️ :heart_intersex: 😊 Also check out Brynn's shop, they make cool things! https://ko-fi.com/brynndraws/shop ❤️

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  I had a dream where Petra Parker and I burned down hogwarts and then made out. I'm glad my subconscious is on the same page as me emotionally

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  Nonbinary aka their gender runs on the JVM and the bite-code gets compiled into AVX-5GAY instructions at run-time /silly (byte intentionally misspelt 🫦)

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  It's 3 years since I bought this delightfully purple motherboard (ECS K7S5A Pro, socket 462) and I continue to love it 🙂 #retrocomputing

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  You are now typing in time to your music 🙂

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  me :3

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  This survey is dumb, but I sometimes feel attractive and am very slightly crazy so I can't really fault it this time

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  AliExpress gets me 👀

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  AliExpress algorithm continues to be magical

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  Progesterone but said with Italian pronunciation 🤌

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  Bra manufacturers have such varied opinions about my boobs, the variance in cup size is ridiculous. I like them though :)

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  No YOU are up way too late disassembling the GameBoyAdvance retail bios to see how it makes the boot noises 🙂

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  Too tired/painful to go to the trans comedy gala I was going to go to tonight :< frustrating, but sometimes you just have to rest. At least the ticket I bought is going towards a good cause 🙂 I guess there's nothing to do but get cuddly instead :3

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  Sometimes I like to look at old PC listings on ebay just for the _feel_ of how grim they are. Like, this one doesn't even show the inside of the case, but looking at the PSU exhaust I *know* that it must be a nightmare inside. Filthy. :gothnails: #retrocomputing

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  Hieronymous Bosh Shell> ls No files found.

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  British place names continue to be magical 💦

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  I'm gonna have to start an engineering company that hires all the neurodivergent trans people in my life. We'll crush the competition and customers will just have to deal with getting replies to their vapid emails at like 3 in the morning.

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  atikmpag.sys can strike anywhere and at ANY time

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  obscure nonsense: This lift at Cleveland Clinic London makes the same noise as the Dwemer doors in Morrowind when it reaches the desired floor. They had to put this sign up to reassure people that it's not trying to eat you and/or fill your inventory with really heavy gears. 10/10 hospital.

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  Look Microsoft if you wanna piss entire countries worth of electricity away on CoPilot stuff that nobody wants, go ahead and do that. But don't try to make it my problem by trying oil industry "plastic recycling" guilt tactics on me on the xbox dashboard.

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  The problem with being really good at diagnosing problems with myself is that I'm much better at fixing computers than fixing humans. Maybe I just need a BIOS hack for my brain :o

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  I don't kill the spiders in my house, as they eat the other insects. It's a form of murder-rent. Also spiders are cool 🙂

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  cursed idea: Writing a Google Chrome extension that uses the bad LLM they've bundled into Chrome to remove ads from webpages. prompt("Identify and remove advertisements from this webpage") There's a certain deliciousness in the idea of using their tools against them.

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  I bought some intersex-flagged hand warmers from @cassolotl 's shop and they make me happy :heart_intersex:

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  Replacing the Linux command line tool "top" with "bottom" and it does the same thing but when the load average gets high enough it starts printing 🥺🥺🥺🥺

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  Your periodic reminder that Chinchillas are real and extremely fluffy ❤️

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  Terms for randomly doing something dangerous? "Russian roulette"? nah "used eBay PSU"? now you're talking