FauxPseudo
FauxPseudo@lemmy.world
<p>I offer absurdist edits of absurdist Heathcliff comics, make food, post political memes.</p>
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Official mugshot coin is now available.
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As per usual
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It is distinctive.
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Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
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Ah. I found this picture online for you. It's an exact match for our 1980s sink. Shell shaped with little soap shelves. They are a pain to clean because of all the curves. I need to remodel the bathroom but if I'm going to do that I need to replace the asbestos tile ceiling. I can do every piece of the work myself except that. That costs money even if I salvage all the rest of the materials. 
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It's constantly getting dirt tracked on it because of dirty cat paws. It might be a bathroom sink but it doubles as a farm sink.
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Ouch. That sounds painful. I'm surprised they didn't have diarrhea if they were drinking milk. That should have got them going.
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Right now they are a napper.
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What an unfortunate thing to happen on free eggs night. I can tell you that the show has definitely gotten worse. I listen every day and while in the past his shows were master lessons in spin and half truths lately they have become increasingly dumb on multiple levels. If it's not making every excuse possible for Trump it's new content like his staff plays some classical music from a movie score and he guesses what it is. There are whole episodes of that in the last six months. And hi...
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P pneumonia G gnu K knees I used to do this all the time when I worked at a call center.
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Remember when giving Iran money was a thing MAGA hated? They will always forget everything they ever held true the moment Trump changes his mind. Maybe first they will deny it's real. But after they do accept it they will promptly say that it is totally worth giving Iran the money. They might even try to get clever and say "we aren't paying them. We are giving them their own money from frozen accounts" without any awareness that the pallets of money Obama sent Iran was exactly...