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  For this mid ass story to work you just have to velieve that doctors walk into rooms, point at someone and say: Mom?

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  The funny thing is that it wasn't always this bad. When i used tinder the first time, i installed it, got like 20 matches, talked to some people and met up with one or two. It was free and unlimited, except to see who matched you and super likes and all that shit. It just got periodically worse and worse. The last time i used tinder was this summer and it's disgusting. The app is designed to prevent you from getting matches, the only ones who swiped on me live in china, kenya or Thaila...

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  The funnuest argument for farenheit that i keep seeing is: celsius is good for scientific things, but in everyday life, farenheit is better, because it tells you how it FEELS. 60F feels pleasant while 40 is too cold. The delusion is real, even tge dumbest american can learn new numbers, i believe in you the same way you velive a pedo is gonna save you

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  The other day i couldn't play a multiplayer game with my friend. So i had to boot up windows and the xbox app to play a game on steam that "works" without the xbox app we swear. So after booting up windows after a few months now i can confidently say that i don't miss a thing

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  https://www.howmanypeopleareinspacerightnow.com/

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  Sure, but there are like 6 more movies. And they do not get better

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  John Wick. Also Star Wars, but they had at least three good movies. Marvel movies.

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  I mean american movies are just like that and i got so used to tge 30 year old playing a 16 year old that i don't even clock it as weird anymore. I hate the whole: "put a hot chick in the movie for the dudes" thing. But it's extra sad that that's also how some guys work. Yeah i watched that movie, there is a hot chick in it. I have no idea how someone can say that and not feel pathetic as fuck

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  South park - the stick of truth is pretty good if you like south park.

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  Don't worry, that's not real. Real milkshakes involve rape

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  I have a bunch of cherry tomatoes plants on the outside fence of my garden. And 6 kiwi plants. They produce so much fruit and i deliberately placed them on the roadside on a road where not a lot of people even walk by. You know, so people can take some fruits if they want. One day my neighbour came over and he was really concerned that people would steal my fruit. I explained to him that it's not really stealing when i even provide little containers to take some on the road or home. The con...

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  This would be the craziest way to find out that Paul has friends.

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  He couldn't handle the fact that a black guy bombed more brown kids than him.

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  Do Americans realise that in normal countries people don't treat politicians like celebrities and celebrities like gods?

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  The highest bidder or the one with the most Epstein files

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  The drone strike world champion? He might have been the best us president, but that is only because the bar is really super low.

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  Americans are too stupid to use words to negotiate? I can't believe it