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Diabetic Heihachi

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<p>I can&#39;t do the splits.<br />He/Him<br />Also neat:<br />They/Them</p><p>I don&#39;t believe in the existence of mustard. If you need to ask I cannot make you understand.</p><p>Current Job: random. going to uni for culinary<br />Skills: Web Design &amp; admin and food<br />Decompresses: Games, Streaming, Memes, Videos and Music.</p><p>I mostly exist on the edges of the cracks in the spaces between the corners of Nostalgia &amp; Fernweh.</p><p>Yep, just another every day human being. What&#39;s that? why yes. it is a paper grocery bag full of tiny spiders!</p>

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    Daily #random A temptations cat treat commercial but the music is Temptation by The Tea Party.

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    &amp;quot;Just tear here&amp;quot; *Bag rips down side* &amp;quot;Resealable&amp;quot; *Bag rips below the seal when you open it.*

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    Mango implies the existence of Mangstop.

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    Tyler is short for Tylenol.

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    Guess who is now sous chef of an award winning local brewpub?... Yeah, dis gai is.

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    My partner hands me a brush and says &amp;quot;put it in a pony?&amp;quot; I say &amp;quot;ok you want it in the ponies ass or mouth?&amp;quot;

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    These last five days at the current job are going to be annoying af lol.

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    Doin Space stuff. #EliteDangerous #Stream https://davbot.media/w/i6QMuyDSNcwCb49aEpQsJS

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    Not even once.

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    Always step out of your car at the farmers market as if everyone can hear your sexy techno theme music.