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DEERBLOOD@poa.st

Instead of Happen, I say Plappen. That's it. That's the bit

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    Its my dad's birthday so I was at my parents place with the baby and I ask where my youngest sister is and mom says shes at her friend's wedding and j was about to ask so when is [sister's name] getting married and then j remembered Im not married either

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    @suquili@nicecrew.digital Have a peeber for me

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    BLEACHERS BLEACHERS BLEACHERS 😤

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    @BigDuck@poa.st Wouldn't it be the sissisisspee?

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    I have a lot of weird loser haters but if I had to pick one nemesis in life I'd say my worst enemy is this absolute MOTHERFUCKING PEICE OF GODDAMN SHIT OFFICE PRINTER FUCK I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU IT SHOULD not TAKE THIS LONG FOR MY FILE TO SHOW UP IN YOUR QUEUE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

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    Listening to MCR cause im cooler than you

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    This is the goal

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    @mushroom_soup@poa.st Went to Queens last year can confirm they love trash why else would it be everywhere

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    Assternoon again

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    >take pto tomorrow so I can stay home and play vidya all day while gf works and her parents take care of the baby >she texts me just now saying theyre not working tomorrow Hello darkness my old friend

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    Giwtwm

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    Shopping for cars and the salesman at this dealership is a broccoli haired zoomer. Hes an airpod in the entire time we've been working with him and he keeps taking his phone out

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    I beat the game once in like 1999. Ive always liked MM more

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    Oh okay I scrolled up and youre right

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    Makima assternoon

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    if hes saying this it must be true

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    This boob morning post is several hours late

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    You cant spell Wisconsin without SIN WAKE UP PEOPLE

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    Hired a zoomer. Told him the work would be "hard hot and dirty". He said thats fine. He came to work his first day, told someone else he wouldn't be coming back cause it was "too hot hard and dirty" No call no show today

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    Its a Bleachers world, youre just living in it

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    White

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    Have a happy Thursday everyone

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    White women wednesday

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    What if anime girls could pee out of their armpits? I think the fediverse would find that to be pretty neat