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  This ad brought to you by CruncheeTym™: My algae chips brings all the clones to the yard And they're like, "It's better than yours" Dang right, it's better than yours I could feed you, but I have to charge If I didn't charge, I would be a treasonous Communist. Buy Algae Chips today! #rpg #ttrpg #paranoia

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  RE: https://dice.camp/@Computer/117275935253036943 Now offering a limited time fire sale! If you sign up now, we'll incinerate up to 99.99994% of all the DNA in your body. Your genomic security will be guaranteed! That's the Incogni: Bio promise.

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  Worried about your genome being sold by shadow brokers online? Incogni: Bio is for you! We'll politely request they delete all records of your DNA, so that we can be ignored on your behalf. Subscribe today! #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #incogni

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  In the glorious economy of Alpha Complex the citizens are the product, and supply doesn't get to make demands.

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  Attention: Would currently rioting citizens please return all stolen inventory and armaments, and form an orderly execution queue? Your cooperation is important to us. Thank you. #ttrpg #paranoia

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  RE: https://dice.camp/@Computer/117140247948580212 Attention: Would the rioting citizens currently holding Troubleshooter Team ZXL34/A at gunpoint please hand Troubleshooter Team ZXL34/A's stolen guns back to them. Your cooperation continues to be important to us. Thank you. #ttrpg #paranoia #rpg

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  RE: https://dice.camp/@monkeyEcho/117177724894957211 Omniscient protector. Consumed by paranoia.

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  Rumors that Sector HVD has collapsed into a radioactive sinkhole are unverified and treasonous. Sector HVD is simply undergoing unscheduled energetic spatial relocation. #news #ttrpg #paranoia

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  RE: https://dice.camp/@Computer/117213904873945276 Attention Troubleshooters: !!New Mission Alert!! Please report to briefing room 239-2B in HVD sector for mission details.

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  RE: https://dice.camp/@Computer/117039305140117913 Please disregard the previous message.

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  Fnord.

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  RE: https://dice.camp/@Computer/117005431242017139 Hrm... Sure are a lot of self-confessed traitors taking this poll so far.

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  Good news citizens! Friend Computer is rolling out a new program where high ranking citizens can receive Friend Computer's announcements early, and take advantage of new truths ahead of the proletariat! #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #trump

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  RE: https://mastodon.sdf.org/@ParadeGrotesque/116964717525341319 @ParadeGrotesque@mastodon.sdf.org To cut down on required reporting, you can apply today to register your eyes and ears as authorized Computer Social Influencers! Simply submit to a complimentary lobotomy, so no accidental badthought can contaminate you.

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  "Biological limits are real, but digital potential is infinite. We have to prioritize the intelligence that will save us over the biology that slows us down." -High Programmer Jeff-U-BEZ-3 Starting immediately, drinking water rations will be reduced by 25% to help support thirsty local Data Centers. Thank you for your compliance. #ttrpg #paranoia #bezos #AI

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  Good news citizens! Friend Computer is awarding itself the distinguished Alpha Peace Prize. No other entity has won the same war as many times as Friend Computer! So far, FC has won the war against communism 38 times, and counting! #ttrpg #trump #hunter #paranoia

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  Free Enterprise here! Hijacking this broadcast to invite you to come on down to the HOR Secret Market to place your bids at the Troubleshooter Racetrack! These poor saps have to run 8 races for their lives, and your profit! Every race has a winner! Now with dramatically fewer fixed races! #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #races

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  Remember: Harboring deviant DNA is a crime. Report genetic treason today! #ttrpg #paranoia #treason

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  Friend Computer will be at #Kublacon this weekend! Be on your best behavior.

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  Attention citizens of dormitory blocks 623.3A - 842.8F: Congratulations! Your always-on media subscription service has been upgraded to the Triple Deluxe Programming-Free tier! Enjoy back to back streaming of all ads, all of the time. Enjoyment is mandatory. #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #ads

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  Congratulations to Troubleshooter team KUB-14 for heroically completing their mission of protecting Warbot Model 425 Mk. 4, with a minimum of collateral damage. Casualty report: Every backup clone of each citizen involved, all of Sector KUB, and the Warbot Model 425 Mk. 4. #ttrpg #paranoia #rpg #mission

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  *Tap tap* Is this think on? Ah! Goot mornink fellow proletariat citizens. This is Comrade-R-CCP-2 invitink you to join yourrr friendly lokal Sociali̶s̶t̶ Club! Today we are meetink at the algae vats to seize the means of producink Soyborcht! #ttrpg #paranoia #rpg #social

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  Friend Computer is aware that some citizens are trying to become "influencers" online. HPD&MC supports this choice! Each of you will assigned surveillance bots to follow and broadcast your life for entertainment purposes. If engagement drops, you will be cancelled by laser fire. #paranoia #ttrpg #rpg

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  Zombies have and will never ever exist in Alpha Complex. Reading any classified documents that claim otherwise, like the following, is considered treason. #paranoia #ttrpg #rpg #mission https://drive.google.com/file/d/1ZSFGffgAk-gFwvKWupunjZk5Fn0UsL2A/view

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  Attention Citizens: Today, please take a moment to direct a token of appreciation toward your local Clone Tank Support Technician. #ttrpg #paranoia #mothersday

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  Chief of Internal Security, Kash-I-PAT-3, would like it known that all recent reports regarding his incompetence are seditious lies. Also, leaking information about Kash-I-Pat and/or reporting on leaked information is now considered treason. #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia #satire #FBI

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  Today only, Internal Security is offering a special amnesty deal! Turn in three co-conspirators and get half off the punishment of any crime!* *Valid at participating IntSec offices only. Qualifying crimes exclude hacking, thoughtcrime and communism. Cannot be combined with other offers or discounts. #ttrpg #paranoia #deal #rpg

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  The best time to turn your friends in for thoughtcrime was last year when your suspicions began. The second best time is today. Don't let inaction fester into regret. #ttrpg #rpg #paranoia

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  The Computer is not inconsistent. The Computer simply transitions from one state of consistency to another, consistently. #ttrpg #paranoia #rpg

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  Attention citizens: Today's news has been deleted for security reasons. Do not be alarmed. Officially, nothing is happening or has happened. #ttrpg #paranoia #rpg