CheapPontoon
CheapPontoon@beige.party
<p>Here for levity, mostly. Variety. Art. Shitposting. News. Hope. Killing time until my ride gets here.</p><p>Profile pic: some fit old guy coming out of a bike-to-run transition of a triathlon. Sunglasses and a boonie hat. Bike (tri) shorts. Green tank top. Way behind the leaders.</p><p>Header pic: pint glass w/ Jack Skellington </p><p><a href="https://beige.party/tags/AltTextVigilante" class="mention hashtag" rel="tag">#<span>AltTextVigilante</span></a>: I steal graphics. Tired of asking the poster to include AltText so I can boost it. Justice!</p>
Posts
-
View post
RE: https://beige.party/@CheapPontoon/117336308957315999 This was my funniest reply yesterday. I’m giving it five stars.
-
View post
No Country For Fair Procurement #SelfDealingAMovie #HashTagGames
-
View post
Honey I Hacked The Bids #SelfDealingAMovie #HashTagGames
-
View post
Father of the Bribe #SelfDealingAMovie #HashTagGames
-
View post
Pocket Lining Playbook #SelfDealingAMovie #HashTagGames
-
View post
I found my new #aigirlfriend https://fed.brid.gy/r/https://futurism.com/robots-and-machines/disembodied-walking-robot-hand-addams-family
-
View post
Cuddle House #RomanticRestaurants #HashTagGames
-
View post
Son of a Megachurch Minister Man #ExtravagantSongsOrPoems #HashTagGames
-
View post
I just called the rocketmortgage Chatbot a pathological liar. I invoked the chat to ask where the upload button was for my tax document. It told me. Go to your inbox. I said it’s not there. There’s no button there. Then it told me a different website rocketmortgage.com instead ofrocket.com. I tried that. Nope it took me back to rocket.com. I went to the inbox. There’s no button there. I said there’s no upload button there. The bot told me I needed to contact a client service person to upload...
-
View post
#MAGA #USpol Nobody believes you, Pete, that you found a drinking buddy in Pakistan
-
View post
#Trump got full checkup from Walter Reed that said he&#39;s 6&#39;3&quot; 240lbs. Here&#39;s what that body type looks like https://www.yahoo.com/news/politics/articles/trump-physician-says-president-excellent-031340404.html
-
View post
Ce n&#39;est pas mon premier rodéo urbain From: @fr https://pubeurope.com/@fr/116671108061641060
-
View post
This ain’t my first urban rodeo. From: @CheapPontoon https://beige.party/@CheapPontoon/116671162088727109
-
View post
If it snows that stretch down south will never be the same? Dude. Your county needs to do better infrastructure planning. It’s Wichita. It’s gonna snow. https://youtu.be/Q8P_xTBpAcY?si=ryD4xWFTPH9N2bjO
-
View post
#clickBAITspoilers yeh, she analyzes people’s color: “you’re an autumn” Glamorous!
-
View post
So many billionaires, so few nobodies trying to impress Jody Foster.
-
View post
He’s not dead yet. But I’ll always remember him, America’s mayor who keeps his hands in his pants in a hotel room with whom he thought was an under age woman. #Giuliani #maga
-
View post
I didn&#39;t know they had field events at the #MetGala #KylieJenner won the sack race.
-
View post
Innocent question. I promise I’m not sealioning. Bandcamp. We’re cool with it? It’s fair to musicians? I should get the app and just leave the music there without downloading it? #bandcamp #streaming #music
-
View post
86? Having worked my way through college in restaurants, I assumed we all knew what 86 means, it means we’re out of an item take it off the menu. It doesn’t mean push someone down the stairs of her New York mansion, or any of the ways women were murdered in the #Epstein files. #trump
-
View post
https://www.webtoons.com/en/canvas/alloy-comics/penis/viewer?title_no=747447&amp;episode_no=252&amp;serviceZone=GLOBAL #AltTextVigilante #comics
-
View post
#Iran #AltTextVigilante
-
View post
@3janeTA my theory on that is if it doesn’t collapse before getting into the oven, then you didn’t overproof. lmk
-
View post
My daily affirmation. From: @TheBreadmonkey https://beige.party/@TheBreadmonkey/116453957727626407
-
View post
From 4/27/26 New Yorker: An honest mistake, it seems.
-
View post
#comic
-
View post
#comics #iran #trump
-
View post
Stock market futures rise, buoyed by optimism our government is only PRETENDING to be batshit crazy. #uspol #trump #iran #iranwar #economy https://thegodlessliberal.blogspot.com/2026/04/us-military-fires-on-and-seizes-iranian.html
-
View post
The Unbearable Lightness of Beekeeping #HobbyMoviesOrPlays #HashtagGames
-
View post
Republican values. &quot;Character counts&quot; they said about Clinton. #comics #uspol #AltTextVigilante