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  We Adore Fluffy Foxes #WAFF

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  Needed to check someone's ID today and they showed me a photo of a driving license on their phone. Not only can I not accept that because I have to check the hologram, they forgot to remove the "generated by Google Gemini" footer... I think I'm just gonna opt out of alcohol deliveries, they don't pay enough for me to deal with that shit.

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  Q: How do you double the value of your car? A: Fill the tank with petrol. #BadJoke #SorryNotSorry

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  Blahaj can fly! (with help) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8xa4b8JDSg

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  What "goes viral" on corporate social media: grindset shit, quackery, pandering to billionaires, and presumably some other stuff too, idk I don't use it. What "goes viral" on the fediverse: a picture of some moss with the hilariously punny hashtag #LichenSubscribe I like it here. <3

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  Ok maybe it's not as bad as some people are saying. "Ubuntu is the ideal OS for AI developers" is a very different statement from "We're firing all our devs and handing over development to Microslop Copilot" which is what some room-temperature takes have been saying. Still not a good look in 2026. But doesn't seem worth dropping Ubuntu over.

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  Don't let perfect be the enemy of good Don't let good be the enemy of done Don't let done be the enemy of napping and doing it some other time #CatLogic

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  Earlier I accidentally posted a message intended for my polycule chat to a different group chat. Now everyone knows how depraved our chat is! ...I was double-checking our shopping list. :P #PolyLife

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  I'm releasing another idea from my todo list that I'm never going to do. I'm placing this into the public domain, anyone can take it and use it for any purpose. A bot that, every hour, posts one random word from a random language, followed by the day of the week (UTC) in that language, such that both words start with the same letter. So today we might have Fennec Friday, Folge Freitag, Végétarien Vendredi, etc. It must correctly set the language of its post. Bonus poi...

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  In other news, my local Sainsbury's seems to be A-B testing the concept of pride month. About half of the self-scanner thingies had pride backgrounds, the other half had just plain orange. #PrideMonth #Sainsburys

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  Hey friend, if you have some spare cash, could you please give me a hand with my gender-affirming care costs? Most care I need to feel safe in my own skin isn't available on the NHS (too old and also too not-binary), with the private medical costs I'm already paying a part-time carer's salary only goes so far. Anything would help reduce long gaps between treatment. Thank you <3 https://gofund.me/fc0903e17 £288/£2800 goal #TransMutualAid #MutualAid #MutualAidR...

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  When setting a timer for 10:00, why dial 1000 when 960 is one fewer button press?

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  @HatsuneMiku The algorithm knows me too well...

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  "Looking for a flat, don't have much money." I do know of one. Two bedrooms, separate kitchen, bathroom, £2.50 a week. "That's terrific, we'll take that!" Hang on, there are drawbacks. For one, it's next door to a Chinese restaurant. "That's no problem, I like Chinese food!" And on the other side, there's a Chinese laundry. "Well that'll be handy for when I spill sweet and...

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  I'm surprised nobody's opened a knockoff Apple store called .DS_Store

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  Photo of the Milky Way as seen from the surface of Mars #BadPun #SorryNotSorry

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  Prompt engineer: A person who engineers, and is always on time. #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary #HashTagGames

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  Transport: Harbour that was assigned railway station at birth. #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary #HashTagGames

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  Meme: Yes I'm into fintech :blahaj: Fin Technology #meme #shitpost

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  What do you mean "fixed" isn't a "good commit message"? I fixed the thing. It's fixed now. What more do you want from me?!

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  Oops I forgot to wash my water bottle yesterday, this is your reminder #WashYourWaterBottleWednesday

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  How social media feels sometimes: (mercifully, not my hyper-filtered curated Mastodon feed)

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  Bought replacement wipers for my car today. After checking the make, model, and size I needed... they don't fit. Apparently the same make, model, and size has different attachment methods for different cars... :/ Hopefully the store will accept a return, I tore the packaging trying to get into it

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  Friends with benefits (the benefits are cuddles)

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  How do you feel about video creators who use text-to-speech for narration? Specifically, a creator who: 1. discloses they're using text-to-speech, and why, 2. wrote the script themselves by hand without genAI, and 3. iterated on the input and output until it sounds good (This will determine whether I'm able to go back to making videos or whether I abandon the project and do something else with my free time) Please boost so this escapes my bubble #AskFedi #FediPoll #TextToSpeech

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  apt pro tip: You can combine the following commands: sudo apt update sudo apt upgrade sudo apt install awesomepackage sudo apt autoremove Into the one harder-to-read command: sudo apt upgrade awesomepackage --update --autoremove

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  When you have RSD how do you put yourself out there to try to make new connections? Asking for a friend(ly robomew). #RSD #AskFedi

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  Transistor: Sibling who was assigned brother at birth. #UxbridgeEnglishDictionary #HashTagGames

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  @TechConnectify Well, looks like I know what my evening's entertainment is gonna be. Thanks!

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  Dadmin. Admum. But is the nonbinary version Renmin or Adren?