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<p>He/him, I share cyber wisdom, humor, and other info. If I’m upsetting Democracy’s adversaries. I’m on the right track. 
As a cyber pro and concert-level pianist, founder of PianoBarCon, and occasional melodica carrier at events. 
My opinions don’t necessarily match my past, present, or future employers, but not for lack of effort on my part.</p><p>If you insult me about something that&#39;s not true or accuse me of something that I didn&#39;t/wouldn&#39;t do, then you may get blocked without warning. If you see something that I actually AM doing wrong, I&#39;m very open to feedback. I LOVE to be right, which means I have to be open to changing my position when I&#39;m shown (or figure out) that I&#39;m wrong.</p><p>If you really want to get under the hood, enjoy this autobiographical so

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    Elon Musk just raided America&amp;#39;s doomsday seed vault. Yes, you read that right. The vault meant to protect humanity’s last defense against agricultural collapse, stripped and sabotaged. This isn&amp;#39;t hyperbole. The seed bunker held our future. Our protection from famine, disease, climate disasters, destroyed by reckless arrogance. Elon Musk fired critical scientists, placing centuries of agricultural heritage at immediate risk. America relied on those seeds. America relied on t...

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    @miffyhelen I am interested. Please let me know what I need to do.

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    @Nerde oh! Pee wee German (Steven Miller) grew some hair back.

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    @SecureOwl @rayckeith I’m so sorry it took me this long to get back to you. Do you know your pressure settings? Have you considered a pass over humidifier? Have you considered glycerin spray for your throat? Have you talked to your sleep pulmonologist?

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    • An Oxford comma walks into a bar where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars. • A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly. • A bar was walked into by the passive voice. • An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening. • Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.” • A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clot...

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    @TechConnectify I used to be a projector technician. Once in 1988 the flight I was on said they could not show the movie because the plane landed roughly and the projector was out of line. I had a tweaker (small screwdriver) in my pocket, and with help of my fellow passengers with approval from the flight attendants, I calibrated the projector. I got mad applause and cheering from the other passengers. It was great.

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    @photovotary@beige.party I adjusted to them pretty quick. If you bought crappy cheap lenses, it’ll take longer. The better ones have a wider range of field. Try just looking through the tops and take them off for close. Then learn to put your head mid range for computer screens. Don’t tilt your head but look through the bottom of the lens for close reading and your watch. You can do this. I hope you get the hang of it.