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  #monsterdon The piano is very sneaky…

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  #monsterdon So much Theremin! I approve!

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  #monsterdon The doctor needs to die, preferably with a lot of sedatives.

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  #monsterdon She's gonna show you all, the best head! Wait... that didn't come out right…

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  #monsterdon Now who else is gonna pussy out? Hmmm? All these little vaginas running around, nuzzling shoes, got a little missisisippi leg hound in 'em… best to let the little waddling vaginas have their way with you. Try to keep the screaming down. Think of the neighbors.

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  #monsterdon Now remember, Daleks can't really manage stairs.

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  #monsterdon You can only be so fresh... for the most fresh, we have... the powder room. Mostly for the chinchillas, but you can use it too. Just dive into the dust, roll like a rodent, and let it bring out the luster in your insane split ends. JUST LIKE A CHINCHILLA. And yes, split ends, that's what makes Chinchillas so fuzzy.

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  #monsterdon Murder in every room? That's rambunctious boxing the compass if you ask me.

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  #monsterdon Haunted by Maybelline. Everyone gets it, in the end.

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  How could I not share this? #Monsterdon @Taweret@timeloop.cafe @miru@social.miyaku.media #tiktok #video #sfw #godzilla #ultraman #gamera

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  #Monsterdon looks like someone chewed the everlasting gobstopper. Got to the blueberry dessert and became a blueberry.

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  #Monsterdon master control and Rae. Whoever Rae is.

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  #Monsterdon …and other sex toys…

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  #Monsterdon weaponized procrastination?

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  #Monsterdon oh my god! His horizontal hold is shot! Oh the humanity!

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  #Monsterdon smexy Chernobyl hot orange on the walls. I approve.

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  Spotted this for #monsterdon. Enjoy! #VincentPrice #tiktok #video

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  #monsterdon There's facials and then there are... Egon Facials…

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  #monsterdon And a bucket of spooge…

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  #monsterdon Ugly and Crazy in the Sack sometimes go hand in hand!

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  #monsterdon The pathos and eros were so strong, it knocked her rigtht out.

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  #monsterdon Definitely see how this angles into a porn parody…

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  #monsterdon The monster seems to have more to do with dude-in-wetsuit-who-has-a-gnarly-amount-of-fiber-optic-cable-cut dangling from him. He's less dangerous to people and more troublesome to BGP routing engineers…

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  #monsterdon Excellent, finally a body count has really started. Good. Good. They won't dance again, and for that, we're all thankful. May they die in intense pain.

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  #monsterdon The women must not go into the water. There is no telling what the effect of all that AquaNet would have on the poor monster. I mean, the monster and Egon are the only ones anyone really cares about. The rest are Eloi meat.

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  #monsterdon What this movie needs is Bud the CHUD. And Piranhas. Radioactive Survivors of The Stuff... anything but this… dancing…

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  #monsterdon Hospitality, pronounced STI. It's why the creature won't attack some of these “ladies”, and I use that term loosely. They may have Kardashev 2 Crotch Crickets.

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  #monsterdon I bet Egon is bananas crazy in the sack. Come on ladies! Give the gimp a shot.

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  #monsterdon Okay, so the brass, the woodwinds, and the strings ARE ALL IN THE WATER. That's fine, I mean, tacitly it will always be fine, but those woodwinds, in that wet... they are going to delaminate and stain and... yuck. What a loss.

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  #monsterdon Thanks to @Taweret@timeloop.cafe and @miru@social.miyaku.media for the stream! Keep it red and dusty! I just realized that the sewers are now clogged with polyester. Ah well. C'est la vie!