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  Thyril the Barn Cat and Alabasterd are buddies.

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  AI data centers are being subsidized so hard by the US government that our US Treasury Bond market just crashed. Welcome to the thing we said would happen. Hope your fake robot girlfriend and inability to write your own emails was worth it.

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  Is it still there

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  One of the lambs broke an entire horn off this morning while I was gone for an overnight movie shoot. What does the other caretaker who works here do? Step one: do not go get the myriad of animal medicines we have into the room specifically designated for the purpose of treatments and births. BONUS: Be sure you have never read the labels on any of those medicines Step two: allow the lamb to escape into the driveway Step three: panic Step four: put unwashed hands all over the painful, freel...

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  Holy SHIT, fuck american Christians https://youtu.be/4g9xdwfoGk8

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  Bud the Barn Cat is stoned in the potted catnip. Again.

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  ICE just killed another Minnesotan in the streets. Huge CW, obviously. https://youtube.com/shorts/XC_B2h7HtW4 ICE agents surround and brutalize someone on the ground outside a store. They ineptly try to control him (one beats him in the head with a can of mace) and then two agents draw pistols and shoot him to death on the ground

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  Bruh

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  HOLY FUCK Shots fired at white house correspondents dinner! https://deadline.com/2026/04/trump-shots-fired-white-house-correspondents-dinner-1236872282/ EDIT: OK, I am not one for conspiracy, but I think this may have been staged or was not actual gunfire. Trump benefits hugely every time he survives some half-assed attempt. We'll see, I guess. EDIT EDIT: I am hearing someone actually did go for Trump and the would-be vigilante is now deceased.

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  You know, I was a real asshole a couple times in my life, and I was even a bit of a divisive political figure for a minute . . . But people don't shoot at me every 3 years

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  This is probably pedantic, but to journalists covering incidents like today's shooting: "cover" isn't hiding behind a plywood and aluminum table. That's concealment. Bullets go through concealment. Cover is supposed to be bullet-stopping. Like concrete, dirt, big trees, etc. This has been my extremely USian Ted Talk

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  I think the most fitting soundtrack to my funeral is gonna be Amy Vorpahl trying not to laugh for like 3 hours

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  You know, I heard Trump can't even be killed by bullets. He has hard bones, the best skin. Many people are saying this

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  Let them fight https://www.wweek.com/news/courts/2026/04/27/embattled-judge-says-multnomah-county-district-attorney-is-gaslighting-her/

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  Reminds me of shenanigans during Werewolf: the Apocalypse games back when https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/apr/28/massachusetts-beekeeper-jailed-eviction

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  Thanks, I hate it https://youtube.com/shorts/cWtWU-2FyD0

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  People on Substack: leave. It's polluted like X. You really can just go.

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  I am impressed by Charlie Kirk. He hasn't said anything racist in awhile

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  DA Nathan Vazquez is a piece of shit. The sentencing judge is a piece of shit. Hector Carranza is a piece of shit. This pedo, rapist, former Multnomah County cop who is now on the run was handed a bail option after 56 counts of CSA. His bail, $250,000, was less than half of mine in 2019 for protest-related charges. https://youtu.be/pFkIOc1wDYc

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  Gay conservatives: why?

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  Who they is https://youtube.com/shorts/G6DcTBtoh0Y

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  Trump is destroying the Forest Service. https://www.hatchmag.com/articles/trump-administration-orders-dismantling-us-forest-service/7716263

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  I really wish people would stop pretending they built all their wealth by themselves

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  Your AI music sucks. Your AI videos suck. You suck for making them.

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  When I was a kid in the Rogue Valley, my brothers and I were raised by a single mom. It was really tough for a few of our formative years, and I recall Mom dropping us at local Christian organizations for necessarily free day care a few times. "Don't worry about what these people say" she told me. "But don't be fooled by how nice they seem, if they seem nicer to you than to each other. There's a trick there." The collective delusio...

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  Trump Shits Pants In Oval Office Then Flees (00:34:00, sound up) https://youtu.be/u_6kGluvINg

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  What did I fuckin' tell you? Quoting an unnamed ex-White House official saying Oregon was next in line: "The reality is, you can’t stop what you’re doing. This is the whole point of ICE existing in these cities, and Minnesota is not going to be the last state that ICE goes to. Oregon was next. We were not done. We need to keep going." Y'all, we probably still are next in line. Get ready. https://www.oregonlive.com/politics/2026/01/oregon-was-next-trumps-targeted-state-afte...