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  goodnight fedi -w-

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  *throws my phone at you but it's just a heavily modified phone booth that's held together by tape and spite*

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  you know I default to "axolotlofdeath" when choosing a username. I would have it here if I could make a longer username. The reason is deranged so stay with me. If you choose to get on this minecart I will proceed to push you down so you can ride my rollercoaster made of stolen train tracks and glitter glue where you will get wacked by clowns and contraptions. Please take a seat. Hey HEY *picks you up and shoves you in the minecart*

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  occasionally a song decides to just consume my mind https://open.spotify.com/track/6RyCpAEHMj1nbopw1g2TsO?si=97twtfqlQx64T2YOSn0uTg&utm_source=copy-link

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  imagine a fish person with these weird flaps that come out of their mouth just jumping onto someone's boat, and just wrapping them around their fish bucket and emptying the entire thing

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  EVERYONE THE MOON WAS USING SOME VERY ELABORATE ILLUSIONS SHE DOESN'T HAVE THE POWER TO SPLIT A MOUNTAIN AS EASILY AS SHE JUST DID I WILL BE CORRECTING THE POST #AdaMoonUpdates

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  GUYS I AM MIGRATING MY BACKUP ACCOUNT I NEED A NEW INSTANCE TO MOVE TO NOW BECAUSE THAT INSTANCE IS SHUTTING DOWN IN OCTOBER

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  sending my grandma horse plinko memes

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  I'm gonna be real with y'all this cipher is so god damn complicated that I have to make a program just to write anything in it.

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  Moon is waxing gibbous (93% d13) and she's disguised as an old woman, desperately trying to convince someone to help her cross a river. Everyone is just giving her directions to a nearby bridge. She is slowly losing faith in humanity. #AdaMoonUpdates

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  I got an idea for a cool cipher. It's a normal replacement cipher, with different lines going to a different letter, but then you hit a junction, and depending on the paths available to you, what goes to what changes. So if there's a left and a right turn the order of things gets reversed, or if there's only a left turn you shift everything once to the left, and it can make loops, so I can make information only show up after a certain number of loops.

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  RE: https://wandering.shop/@annaleen/117312244688647270 see shit like this is why we need creators. If they don't who will?

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  Moon is waxing gibbous (80% d11) and she's doing origami, and at an alarmingly fast rate. How has she not torn that paper yet? #AdaMoonUpdates

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  imagine a girl with a slightly below average iq being possessed by several demons at once, one being chaotic as fuck, one being kind of a mess, and the last one is just an autistic girl who likes bats, and because of this mess, they switch control randomly due to what a mess all this is, but they still get the exact same input, so they have an agreement where if they all decide they're horny the one currently in control gets to do whatever the fuck they want.

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  hey remember when people were throwing rocks wrapped in copper at power lines? Imagine that but with an arrow and it gets stuck in there.

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  pro tip: never tell someone "it's gonna get better" because their immediate thought is "what if it doesn't" or to scoff because it's cliche as fuck. The truth is it very well might not get better. The human brain is unpredictable. Life is unpredictable. It can get better and it can also get a lot worse. So instead, acknowledge this fact, if you've seen enough of them to know that they're better than they were before, tell them this, and make sure they know...

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  Moon is waxing crescent (61% d9) and she's watching horror movies #AdaMoonUpdates

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  @futzle@old.mermaid.town the fact that I know what a pastaferian is says a lot about me as a person

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  It's a half moon tonight (d8) and she's just shocked. Like in general. #AdaMoonUpdates

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  Moon is waxing crescent (41% d7) and she's petting a crow. How lovely! #AdaMoonUpdates

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  you know I will never shit on anyone's beliefs about an afterlife or something like that no matter how crazy or stupid it may seem. They can make shit the fuck up and I'd respect it as long as it doesn't involve them using that to hurt other people. You wanna know why? Because when you can't know for certain, you naturally come up with something, and it's comforting to think that you might be right. So I let them. Whatever gods they have I spare, as long as they care about me...

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  "abortion kills" well buddy there's a video of a horse that didn't realize it was born yet and it was totally limp. That fetus is operating on such a low level of consciousness it doesn't even have the os running yet. Just the bios to do the basic stuff needed to exist. You can do literally whatever you want with it and I wouldn't care. This whole mindset is just humans knowing that there's a living thing in there and assuming it has emotions. Knock it off.

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  Moon is waxing crescent (13% d13) and she's playing basketball with a bunch of 13 year olds waiting for a chance to freak them out by suddenly removing her disguise to get a slam dunk. #AdaMoonUpdates

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  80085

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  Moon is waning crescent (13% d25) and she's going fishing.

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  Moon is waning gibbous (83% d18) and she's going to town on some ribs #AdaMoonUpdates

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  goodnight fedi -w-

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  goodnight fedi -w-

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  I don't know why I was suddenly possessed to make this image but it exists now

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  the destruction you're capable of is greater than you can possibly imagine.