Austin Dern, Dean of Coatis
Austin_Dern@blimps.xyz
<p>Furry fandom's original coati since 1995. </p><p>Non-anthro, the best anthro. All-ages account. New followers welcome; no need to ask.</p><p>He/him. Moderator, blimps.xyz.</p><p>Black Lives Matter.<br />Abolish and prosecute ICE.</p>
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"Continue without supporting?" https://www.gocomics.com/skippy/2026/07/31
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I just feel like being taken in to a qualified repair shop, disassembled by a team of experts, and having worn-out parts replaced by NOS or modern equivalents while manufacturing defects are replaced by improved designs, and then reassembled with care would fix me.
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Watching _Blazing Saddles_ again and I've said this before but it's still true. You _could not_ make this movie today. Movies take _months_ to make, there's only like six hours left in the day out in Hollywood? You couldn't even finish doing all the boring preliminary paperwork stuff in only six hours.
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Me: You know, I have an hour left in the day, what&#39;s a nice easy story I could complete in that? Oh, how about this old tech-debt one, where we used to have two roles that would get instruction handbooks assigned to them, and now we only have the one role? How hard could removing the no-longer-supported role from this upload manager be? Previous Developer: [ Has somehow left behind a fractal labyrinth of every bad coding pattern so intense that the digital minotaur is at the _entrance...
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The rare #tfTuesday experience of climbing rather than exploding out of the shoes.
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OK, Previous Developer, let&#39;s see what daftness you have for me here. Stored procedure GETMETRICSBYDATERANGE taking parameters of a START_DATE and END_DATE, all right, that looks okay. Stored procedure GETMETRICSBYRANGE taking parameters of a START_DATE and END_DATE. All right, why are you doing this to me?
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Well _that_ was an unpleasantly fascist episode of Automan.
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Is an interest in rope tf a twining kink?
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You see, it&#39;s easy to remember that a gallon weighs about eight and a third pounds, because a gallon is equal to four quarts (_quart_ers of a gallon), and a quart is about five percent smaller than a liter (liters were designed to be close to a volume that was itself about a quart), and a liter of water is a kilogram of mass, and one kilogram weighs 2.2 pounds, and so from that we know a gallon of water has to be about five percent (0.44) less than 8.8 pounds, therefore close to 8.36 pou...
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My Mutuals: no wait stop dont transfer my brain into shiny robot fox body https://comicskingdom.com/slylock-fox-and-comics-for-kids/2026-04-13
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Why is this robot dinosaur me? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCYtPBJhmlQ
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What if a salt lick for the non-deer community though?
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Finally _Mark Trail_ giving some attention to the *important* species. https://comicskingdom.com/mark-trail/2026-05-03
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Messing with your friends&#39; heads. https://www.gocomics.com/dogsofckennel/2026/05/03
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We chuckle but this is how people had to live before alt.sex.fetish.robots was invented. https://comicskingdom.com/vintage/office-hours/1965-06-28
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Honey, get the flamethrower.
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Tragic: that decent joke you tossed off last night would have been a killer if you had only said it the way you thought of just now.
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Me, watching Cinematic Titanic: Wow, Trace Beaulieu looks so *young*! He&#39;s ageing great! Cinematic Titanic credits: Copyright 2008
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This is the preferred way to tell @Gulfie they dropped something. https://www.gocomics.com/ballardstreet/2026/04/15
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Tragic: if I had remembered this meeting was starting at 1:15 instead of 1:00 I would have had time to make a more interesting lunch.
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Well, the upcoming CGI &#39;Animal Farm&#39; may look dire, but at least I bet the official web site&#39;s bonus-content farm simulator management game is going to be excellent.
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The existence of the word &#39;silhouette&#39; implies the existence of a much larger, more impressive and intimidating &#39;silhou&#39; that these shadows are a cute small version of.
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Why thank you, my bouche *is* most amused!
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Played a solid game of the Pokemon #pinball game today. Caught a Wigglytuff which I learn is ... a rubbery balloon Pokemon that attacks by inflating itself big and round and I&#39;m feeling a little personally attacked here.
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Liquidfur genie who lives in a sponge and can’t really be *fully* summoned but it’s usually close enough even if your wishes tend to come out damp.
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@blp Historically, peanut butter sandwiches got a *huge* boost in the 1930s-40s, as United States cities started providing school lunches and needed stuff that could be made in central kitchens and distributed without spoiling or cooling, and then as soldiers needed food that was easy to make and eat but still calorie-rich. So there's history behind the US peanut butter thing.
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Once again, I do *not* read Nancy to get called out like this. https://www.gocomics.com/nancy/2024/01/20
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(Hanging out with @Loosf) Domesticated robots, right? https://www.gocomics.com/working-daze/2026/04/04
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Greymuzzle ASFR furries be like: https://comicskingdom.com/rhymes-with-orange/2026-04-04
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Responsible workplace practice. https://www.gocomics.com/thebuckets/2026/03/26