Brian Vargas
Ardvaark@mastodon.world
<p>A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.</p>
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I want to thank all of the olds around the world for your hard work. Together we successfully made 6-7 so uncool that it had been eradicated from youth speech like smallpox from this earth. Congratulations on a job well done.
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I love you, DC, but Seattle coffee is just on another level.
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Current Mood
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Late Bloomers #bloomscrolling
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Please remove me from this list.
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My team at Apple is looking for a senior back-end engineer with experience in Java, Spark, authentication & authorization protocols, and building services with HTTP & GRPC. Protocol-level knowledge of HTTP and TCP/IP for moving around huge files is a huge bonus. Location: Seattle #GetFediHired #Apple https://jobs.apple.com/en-us/details/200655322-3337/sr-java-engineer-media-platforms
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RE: https://vmst.io/@jalefkowit/116105531978029283 Good news for the 2035 remake of Back To The Future, though, when the props team is trying to find a stainless steel car that flopped as badly as the DeLorean.
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Snow in Mount Pleasant! ❄️
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MCPS!
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It is very wet and slushy.
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There is a big ol&#39; house fly in my office. WTF?
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At what point do FOSS nerds end up starting non-profit data center co-ops that serve at-cost hosting to members? Does the capital outlay required to build a modern data center make that impossible?
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Police showing up to a snowball fight and then being upset they were hit with snowballs. 🤣
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🔓 Achievement Unlocked: Four-year-old Having Meltdown Screams So Loud For So Long One Of The Neighbors Calls The Cops
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Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.
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Every governor of every state opposed to Trump’s planned attempts to hijack the 2028 election and stay in power should be preparing now to protect their elections — from paid, well-trained staffers all the way down to deploying their National Guard to defend their voting infrastructure from the federal government.
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@briankrebs@infosec.exchange I know most people care about the Post for national political coverage, but it was also once DC's primary local news source. For those looking for local DC journalism, I'd encourage them to support 51st.news, which rose from the ashes of DCist after WAMU unceremoniously shuttered it. https://51st.news/dc-bezos-washington-post-layoffs/
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@GregArcus@mastodon.world For some of us with neither skill nor luck, it’s just “fishing”.
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@peter@thepit.social Random reinforcement is the most effective in behavioralism, so what they need to do is enter people who DO spray water on the pee into a monthly lottery for €10,000.
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@fedward@distraction.party @20002ist@thepit.social @ebooksyearn@thepit.social But she thought about it REAAAAL hard.
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Got an email this morning from our pediatrician’s office basically saying “The CDC is lying and Robert Effing Kennedy is full of shit.”