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Brian Vargas

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<p>A meek mild almost inarticulate little man in a constant condition of unworldly grease-coated dream like somnambulism.</p>

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    I want to thank all of the olds around the world for your hard work. Together we successfully made 6-7 so uncool that it had been eradicated from youth speech like smallpox from this earth. Congratulations on a job well done.

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    I love you, DC, but Seattle coffee is just on another level.

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    Current Mood

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    Feels Like

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    Late Bloomers #bloomscrolling

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    Please remove me from this list.

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    My team at Apple is looking for a senior back-end engineer with experience in Java, Spark, authentication &amp; authorization protocols, and building services with HTTP &amp; GRPC. Protocol-level knowledge of HTTP and TCP/IP for moving around huge files is a huge bonus. Location: Seattle #GetFediHired #Apple https://jobs.apple.com/en-us/details/200655322-3337/sr-java-engineer-media-platforms

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    RE: https://vmst.io/@jalefkowit/116105531978029283 Good news for the 2035 remake of Back To The Future, though, when the props team is trying to find a stainless steel car that flopped as badly as the DeLorean.

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    Snow in Mount Pleasant! ❄️

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    MCPS!

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    It is very wet and slushy.

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    There is a big ol&amp;#39; house fly in my office. WTF?

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    At what point do FOSS nerds end up starting non-profit data center co-ops that serve at-cost hosting to members? Does the capital outlay required to build a modern data center make that impossible?

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    Police showing up to a snowball fight and then being upset they were hit with snowballs. 🤣

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    🔓 Achievement Unlocked: Four-year-old Having Meltdown Screams So Loud For So Long One Of The Neighbors Calls The Cops

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    Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo.

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    Every governor of every state opposed to Trump’s planned attempts to hijack the 2028 election and stay in power should be preparing now to protect their elections — from paid, well-trained staffers all the way down to deploying their National Guard to defend their voting infrastructure from the federal government.

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    @briankrebs@infosec.exchange I know most people care about the Post for national political coverage, but it was also once DC&#39;s primary local news source. For those looking for local DC journalism, I&#39;d encourage them to support 51st.news, which rose from the ashes of DCist after WAMU unceremoniously shuttered it. https://51st.news/dc-bezos-washington-post-layoffs/

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    @GregArcus@mastodon.world For some of us with neither skill nor luck, it’s just “fishing”.

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    @peter@thepit.social Random reinforcement is the most effective in behavioralism, so what they need to do is enter people who DO spray water on the pee into a monthly lottery for €10,000.

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    @fedward@distraction.party @20002ist@thepit.social @ebooksyearn@thepit.social But she thought about it REAAAAL hard.

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    Got an email this morning from our pediatrician’s office basically saying “The CDC is lying and Robert Effing Kennedy is full of shit.”