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Ananas@jorts.horse

<p>Terminally Irony Poisoned </p><p>Pronouns: She/Her<br />Gender I am for a bit: Whichever&#39;s funnier</p><p>I do occasionally go NC-17</p><p>Toots are always OC<br />Replies might not be</p><p><a href="https://justmytoots.com/@ananas@jorts.horse" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener noreferrer" translate="no"><span class="invisible">https://</span><span class="ellipsis">justmytoots.com/@ananas@jorts.</span><span class="invisible">horse</span></a></p>

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    The neurotypical friend who said they weren&#39;t angry but in reality they were very very angry, the position you&#39;re expected to keep applying to but keep getting rejected for and it hurts a whole lot each and every time, the bright overhead light with visible PWM and an awful incessant buzz that nobody else notices, and other autistic tales of terror, by R.U. Madatme

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    This toot does not constitute legal advice

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    Am I a proponent of The Death of the Author theory as a cop out because I don&#39;t know why I say most of the things I say? I&#39;ll let you be the judge of that

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    The Sacred and the Propane

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    Tribalism ✋ Tribadism 👈

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    If you want to marry me you need to know that I carry a terrible generational curse (I stand to inherit multiple timeshares)

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    🎶Goodbye Nissan Altima🎶 🎶Though I&#39;ve never driven you that well🎶 🎶I knew your CVTs would infamously fail🎶

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    Ask your accountant if being paid in woims is right for you

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    Neither credible nor attractive -My Tinder bio

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    Roses are red Fire is rad Bluesky moderation Will always be bad

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    Fesshole would be a lot more fun if we could suggest and vote on penance in the replies

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    TFW you&#39;re trying to find a mutual&#39;s toot but can&#39;t spell their name for the life of you so you just wait until they show up in your feed and click on their pfp instead

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    Me before social media, in the Usenet IRC ICQ Geocities Tripod Angelfire et al days: &quot;They&#39;re annoying but idk if they&#39;re engaging in bad faith or just a bit oblivious to social cues&quot; Me now: BLOCK BLOCK BLOCKITY BLOCKITY BLOCKBLOCK BLOCK BLOCKITY BLOCK

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    Interview with the Vampire Workplace Personality Inventory for the Vampire Second Round Interview with the Vampire Background Check for the Vampire Third Round Interview with the Vampire Quick Zoom Chat (not an Interview) to ask a Couple Quick Questions for the Vampire Fourth Round Interview with the Vampire Rejection Email that reads &quot;Thank you for your Interest but we Decided to go with Another Vampire&quot;

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    @InternetEh You see the viral masto post from a couple days ago where the guy talked about how the workplace Slack AI told their coworker in a private message that the fire alarm was just a drill, when something was actually on fire? They weren&#39;t intentionally asking the AI but it was integrated into the chat and they were already evacuated standing outside when they asked the Slack but like, Jesus Christ, don&#39;t rely on literal bullshit generators for information https://mastodon.onli...

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    who the fuck is scraeming &quot;IMMANENTIZE THE ESCHATON&quot; at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never immanentize the eschaton

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    I sometimes come across weird That is because I am weird

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    Ask your doctor if drinking piss is right for you!

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    The lineage of Jorts dot Horse traces all the way back to 1569 in Spain when Alejandro Jortshorse put jorts on a horse And was burned alive for witchcraft #FakeNews

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    There&#39;s only one way to end itty bitty burger bite gate And that&#39;s for the White Castle CEO to silently swallow one whole while maintaining eye contact the entire time