AlphaKiloPapa☭⃠
AlphaKiloPapa@noauthority.social
<p>Master/Master's, I identify as a diety. Junk hauler by day, Pureblood Chalk Demon by night. Rogue Telvanni agent on the weekends. Enthusiast of all things Michigan and tin foil headwear. Very good at pissing - very bad at knowing which way the wind blows. Comic Sans 4 Life.</p>
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Dealing with the sheriff&#39;s department trying to get this pistol I found registered in my name. Nobody has a fucking clue what the process is...
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You&#39;re right Google voice to text, that sentence did need a comma right in the middle of it for no reason.
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I&#39;m so pissed my tax dollars pay for these fucking pigs.
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My new foster, Krypto. He was acting out at the rescue so it&#39;s my job to fix him.
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I&#39;m obsessed with this guy&#39;s videos. I don&#39;t even like tinned seafood... https://youtube.com/shorts/jF7MiNE4Tfk
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Is cured meats, cheese and crackers &quot;dinner&quot;?
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This shit gives me an aneurysm.
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If you told me 10 years ago that in a decade I'd have shoulder length hair and be wearing short shorts I would have called you a faggot. How times change.
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So "pure Florida magic" is what we're calling piles of cocaine now? https://youtu.be/4hvz4RtVC6U
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Thank you Lord 🙏🏼
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Smells like a house burnt down nearby...
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Fireflies are out. I was told they were all dead.
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Lazy niggers go to the food bank near my house and then drop what they don't want in people's yards.
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Ladies at the rescue gave me $100 gift card for fostering Moo 🤷🏼♂️ Guess I get paid to do this now.
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My dad just told me he&#39;s buying a new RV and giving me his Airstream to use up in the UP at deer camp. I&#39;m so fucking stoked.
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Was this the peak of civilization? Did the iPhone ruin everything?
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Anyone have any experience with this? https://www.projectnomad.us/
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&quot;The only disability that allows you to say the n word is being black&quot; https://youtu.be/VRg2VGChjrE
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Several rooms like this...
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One of today&#39;s freebies
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Got some booze from the 70s... Freebie!
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Found this on the job today. I can&#39;t remember when this was the design. 90s?