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Air_Quotes_Comedian@kolektiva.social

<p>I woke up at age 50 and decided I was now a comedian. As mid-life crisis go it could be worse. Of course, I am having it in public but fortunately I have no audience so, you know, swings and roundabouts.</p>

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    🎬 Production update for The Polemics: Prisoner.🎬 I didn’t think I’d have much to say in this new script I’m working on, so much so that I started making notes for the script I intend to write after this next episode. Then I started in on it, used the one good idea I had straight away, and continued on. It turned out I still have lots to say and I’m pleased with how it’s going.

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    Last night I turned the light on as I entered the kitchen to see two water beetles scurrying away for a hiding spot. These are large beetles that normally hang around outside the back door. Anyway, they’re so big and heavy that when they went to running they kind of ran in place momentarily like a cartoon before skidding off into whatever hiding spot they could manage.

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    Hamas agrees to disarmament to appease The Enemy - so-called Israel. If anything, they should get Warhammer levels of ordinance to finish off so-called Israel once and for all. Death to so-called Israel, forever. Rarh-rah, Palestine Action and a big fuck off to his majesty&amp;#39;s British government. Death against them all. Death to Amerikkka, betrayers of humanity from the outset.

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    Spent yesterday and most of this morning (on and off, I can&#39;t do things in one go anymore) vacuuming the bedroom. You might think, &quot;Took you two days to vacuum your bedroom?&quot; Well, I took everything out of the room first. then did the vacuuming, as you&#39;d normally do. After that I sat on the floor with the hard nozzle and &#39;scrubbed&#39; the carpet with it. Cats. They think the bedroom is the playground for their captured prey. And if not that, then an emesis bowl. Pl...

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    I just learned Bill Oddie has passed away. Rest in peace chap and thanks for the laughs.

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    Here&#39;s some filler until I can do something proper. #aqcvid

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    🎶 Wise words from the departing Eat your greens, especially broccoli Remember to say &quot;thank you&quot; For the things you haven&#39;t earned By working the soil We cultivate the sky🎶 - Coil

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    @dgar@aus.social They should announce a sequel to Groundhog Day and just re-release the original movie.

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    He&amp;#39;ll have a solid career in Chuck Jones era cartoons when he gets kicked to the curb.

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    Entanglement suggests Universal now to me. In fact, I don&amp;#39;t see anything beyond it. That&amp;#39;s probably why I&amp;#39;m not a physicist, because I have no idea what I&amp;#39;m talking about.

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    What was the third seasoning/ condiment that adorned 19th Century dining tables, ubiquitous then but lost to history now? Oh, it&amp;#39;s mustard. Some mystery. https://review.gale.com/2025/09/02/solving-the-third-condiment-mystery/

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    Luna Sky again. #caturday

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    Another low quality fact is that #rondesantisisacunt contains many true and verified stories about the titular twat. I couldn&amp;#39;t be assed to make one up, I mean, report one today so I thought I&amp;#39;d just plug the hashtag.

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    @eyesquash You inspired me to start tinkering with my bass. I play so infrequently that my fingertips aren&amp;#39;t conditioned so I really should play more often just to do that and then keep it up.

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    The last stand of the Brunnen-G. https://youtu.be/wYoq6sovr8Y

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    G&amp;#39;Kar speaks for the ages. https://youtu.be/pJmuHNDcXLQ

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    And some unlimited rice pudding for dessert. https://youtu.be/0AzvWi7aH5s

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    I am Herne, I am death, fear my name, my icy breath, feel the power, a deadly chill, when I say, &amp;quot;Die,&amp;quot; then die you will. - Blood For the Blood God, Sabbat. https://youtu.be/rK7yYSFfSOw

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    Watching a video where Bernie Sanders is being lambasted (correctly) for being a staunch Zionist. I don’t often think of Bernie if I can help it but I liken his political career to that of one of those hydraulic door closers that automatically closes the door behind you in slow motion.

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    I just saw one of the stars from the movie American Beauty going down the street on my camera feed. I&amp;#39;d recognize that plastic bag anywhere.

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    Luna Sky has a yawn. #caturday