Ainsley Lowbeer
AinsleyLowbeer@mastodon.social
<p>Detective Inspector, Metropolitan Police ♔<br />I block all bots.</p>
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I told a joke so funny today that HR wants to hear it at 9am tomorrow morning.
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A job interview is just two people lying to each other to get what they want.
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Kudos to Spain for helping the passengers of the Hantavirus infested cruise ship, reducing the chance that Donald Trump would order the ship destroyed.
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Scott Jennings, a conservative pundit seen on CNN, has one of the most punchable faces onTV.
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Eagle Tactical explained by the New York Times. Hi, @GayDeceiver https://www.nytimes.com/2026/05/07/magazine/tactical-gear-marketing-boys-trend.html?unlocked_article_code=1.glA.2phN.h7BwK4kCLU9h&amp;smid=url-share
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Want to get ahead? Think about what your boss&#39;s boss needs. Like a swift kick in the ass.
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The American dream is now: * Can afford used Corolla * Able to pay rent on time * No credit card debt Truly a golden age we are living in!
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I predict these new charges against James Comey will be thrown out within 30 seconds when presented to a court.
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I wonder if Trump will snort the nuclear dust in an attempt to gain superpowers? I hope so.
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A local TV station asks, &quot;How much would you pay to watch the final game of the World Cup?&quot; Answer: Nothing
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FBI desperately trying to figure out why time travelers keep trying to kill.
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&quot;Here&#39;s why the shooting at the White House correspondents dinner is bullish for NVDA.&quot;
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All those people have to go find dinner now.
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Beyond the science, one of the best parts of the Artemis 2 launch today was that for 2 hours we didn&#39;t have to hear anything about Trump.