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  $company: *makes a teeny-tiny (/s) tax fucky-wucky* the german employees in slack: *extremely loud agitated beehive noises*

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  after watching the latest clabretro video, I think my homelab dream would be to have an IBM Z mainframe in my basement

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  this weekend of building furniture is really turning me into a philips head screw hater :neobot_angry:

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  hm, what about a bed frame made from aluminium t-slot extrusion, for maximum hardpoint availability :neobot_think:

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  realizing the absurdity of me being hesitant to write smut fiction about things I haven't personally experienced 1:1, meanwhile politicians who have never worked an honest hour in their lives are out there making the most misinformed decisions that affect the lives of tens of millions of people

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  random person meows at me on telegram (like two weeks ago, I only had spoons to reply now) I ask if I know them they don't remember, maybe they were horny (I have "kinky" in my username) I share my fansly and fedi they say they're no longer interested, they found a partner in the meantime and don't wanna cheat I'm like 🤨, say a few words about monogamous people and their arbitrary rules five messages later they say shit like "my woman" (and make it clear they&...

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  if anyone at the CSD Stuttgart today wants to say hi, this thing is near the front with the weissenburg group at position 10 :neobot_floof:

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  you either die a junior programmer, or you live long enough to become the grumpy "keep it simple, ya dingus" senior programmer

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  I think I stumbled into actual purgatory today, the fucking parking garage of doom, despair and everything unfair

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  me when I'm reading about all the things my friends want to do to me~ :neobot_blush_dizzy: #AltAfterDark #AccessibilityIsHotAF

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  woof?

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  saying "that would go hard, just like me :3" is a fun catchphrase

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  By decree of her Majesty, the Empress, the royal Karmorillian Empire Drive Yards shall thenceforth be known as the royal Drive Yards to the Karmorillian Empire, or the royal DYKE for short

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  one downside of dysphoria is that after a few years of that my underwear drawer is now filled with stuff designed to minimise bulge, when now I'd rather be interested in showing it off a bit more :3

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  i hope I'll find the spoons soon to go through my recent (and not so recent by now) nudes and sort them and write alt text and get around to posting them

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  so many funny things that could've caused the issues I've been troubleshooting since yesterday: tailscale, their kube operator, the 'new' unRaid tailscale plugin, nfs permissions, port forwarding, a bunch of other minor things i tried... No. Absolutely none of that. it was DNS. again. :neocat_floof_explode:

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  I should start a "days since dokki made a passing remark that had our architect go 'wait hold up, we're doing WHAT?'" counter

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  cardan shafts gotta be one of the sexiest mechanisms :neobot_floof:

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  :neocat_floof_explode:

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  I got gendered correctly? on the TELEPHONE?? when I wasn't even really TRYING to put on my good voice????

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  me, some time recently: "Im not that butch, am I? probably more femme leaning..." also me: *looks like that* :neobot_evil:

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  hypothesis: this girlthing likes realistic military games (e.g. DayZ, Arena breakout infinite, ready or not) specifically because it gets to accessorize its character and weapons in tons of cool tactical gear

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  I should update the pronouns and terms page on my blog, that's currently missing some of the more recent developments :neobot_floof:

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  hm, do I continue fighting with hugo, or do I just rewrite my blog in typst... :neobot_think:

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  this neocat is left as an exercise to the reader

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  the autobahn on-ramps have me yearning for spaceship fighter launch tubes

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  you know it's time to grab popcorn when the architect starts with "oh I have so many thoughts about this"

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  it's always an enjoyable time when I get to pull out the go pprof alongside my metrics and chase after a "why's it doing that?" all day and write an above average detailed report about it. I don't think more than one person ever reads those reports, and based on how most things go around there it'd have been more than acceptable to skip all that and just go with a gut feel "yeah it probably won't explode" yesterday afte...

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  PR number 69 for an issue ending in 67; somehow that brings me more joy than it should

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  fedi be like