2026-04-26 05:42 UTC
And when date night progresses to the right point, you’ve got 99.8% the hardest hard you’ve ever had. A cat couldn’t scratch it.
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@grrgyle@slrpnk.net 2026-04-26 13:11
Rofl I remember those painfully hard erections. Not sure I'd want to go *that* hard again