Male Cat: Wassup doll? Catgirl: Mrrp. I need to brush up my methodology … Male Cat: (reads, then yawns) … u up for that nonsense again?! You‘re neglecting me, brushing furs is high. Catgirl: Purr … 🤷🏻‍♀️ … but I love theory. Male Cat: STFU. You need to brush my fur. Now! #catgirl #catsplaining #cat #phdlife