We can neither confirm nor deny the existence of your package Source: mastodon.neilzone.co.uk/@neil/117201000187721159 transcript Neil Brown @neil@mastodon.neilzone.co.uk # Email from AliExpress: Your parcel has moved two centimetres to the right. We will update you as soon as it moves. # Another email from AliExpress: It has moved! Your parcel has moved another two centimetres to the right. # Email from UK parcel delivery company: We have your parcel. It is probably somewhere in the UK, between arrival and departure. At some point, we will chuck it in your general direction. Your driver’s name will be Ethan. Sep 02, 2026, 10:35 AM